PITT #284, AZ’s Birthday Hash

It’s May!!!!! That means it’s Anal’s birthday month!!!!
Cum out to the Evergreen Cafe to get obnoxious with Anal, Cuffed, and Smitten. These three hares scoured the earth to find a trail worthy of birthday celebrations, so, of course, that meant starting out of the Evergreen.
You will need a headlamp and tick spray. You could wear trail shoes, but it’s not a must. You will need cash because Evergreen is cash only. If you get there a bit early, they have $4 Trulys and tacos. Trail is not doggo-friendly; the Evergreen is not either.