3037 Shadeland Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15212
USA
Just Marisa Takes the Plunge
Get ready for a night we’ll try to make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anticipation of a flat*, all-pavement*, poison-ivy-free*, and tick-free* utopian* romp arahnd northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it, she’s just as much of a masochist as we are (in case you expected a kinder, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us, what this trail lacks in length it makes up for in charm. And remember, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.
*bullshit. You may want trail shoes, dick spray, shiggy socks, a light, a plastic bubble, a first aid kit, and a will. Hell, you should probably stay home.