TN@H3 # 6: Gaggle Cock, Shart Appreciation, Narco Polo and Cuffed & Battered

4/20’s significance ranges from a serene day of medical relaxation… to the catastrophic day the Deepwater Horizon exploded.. to the glorious day Wham! were the first western pop musicians to release cassettes in China… to numerous other tragic events such as the day of Adolph Hitler’s birth. The Hash Nazi won’t be around to commemorate the occasion.. so we’re choosing to put a positive spin on the day and throw his wife of less than 40 hours, Eva, the bachelorette party she never wanted.

But seriously.. leave your swastikas and racism at home.

Join Gaggle Cock, Shart Appreciation, Narco Polo and Cuffed & Battered for a quaint cyanide-free stroll around the pleasant neighborhoods of Point Breeze & Homewood. …There’ll be an abundance of architecture, artwork, and natural wildlife in this once rich and affluent area. After trail we’ll be served appetizers on silver platters and enjoy a home cooked polish meal at La Casa de C&B, directly across the street from the Evergreen. Since we will be in close proximity to mansions of Pittsburgh royalty families Heinz and Frick, C&B will have her hired help, dressed for the occasion and standing by to cater to your ever whim.

Trail will be dog friendly but C&B’s house is not. NO DOGS are allowed inside, as there are territorial and pissy cats. Circle will follow suit in C&B’s basement. Saucers of Faygo will be in abundance. Any insubordinates will be chained to the radiator.