When: 6:00 PM on 12/31/13

Who: Donkey Ho Te & PMS

Bring: Illumination, dry bag, friends, virgins and other losers who have nothing else to do but hash on NYE.

The NYE party is at WMDs. Again. Really? WTF? Can’t you people find somewhere else to go?

Here’s the skinny on the post-hash party:

• 413 Aleta Street, Pgh, 15215 – WMD’s is about a ten minute drive from Fox Chapel. Doors open at 9ish.
• Pgh-H3 is providing catered food from The Flame.  www.theflamebbq.com Feel free to bring a side dish or dessert to share. Otherwise we’ll all starve. BYO vegan grub.
• Craft beer will be provided. BYOB wine, liquor, moonshine, quality recreational drugs and like.
• The hash may provide $3 Korean Champagne.
• The NYE party is free to all paid members. Guests and rent-a-date escorts are $10 or options. See Pelvis for options details.
• Crash space is available. Don’t be the idiot who gets a DUI. Don’t be the idiot who mows down a mailbox on Aleta Street.
• There will be no hot tub. WMD says “no dice” to that shitshow.
• There will be a stripper pole.
• No dogs. Nobody under 21 year old.