10 E Sherman St
Pittsburgh, PA 15209
USA
Cinco de Cuatro Hash
aka the War on May the 5th
Who: hared by Gaggle Cock, Donkey Ho Te, Scrum Guzzler, and Porn Again Christian
When: Cinco de Cuatro (May 4) 6:30 PM
Where: Grist House Brewery
10 Sherman St.
Pittsburgh, PA 15209 (Millvale)
(Why) The Hipsters of Millvale liked Cinco a lot. But high up on Bigelow Boulevard, Gaggle Cock did not… And then Gaggle had a horrible thought. A thought that was thoughtless and better to not. “What if” she thought, with a sneering grin…next year what if the party didn’t even begin?
And so began a holiday on the eve of the fifth of May, originally intended to deplete the party supplies the Cinco de Mayo celebrants were relying upon. Over 30 years, however, it grew and was soon embraced by the Hispanic community — for financial reasons.
What: Join beerthday gal Gaggle Cock, her Cuatro birthday buddy Donkey Ho Te, and PITT H3’s 2 biggest trail whores on a PGH romp through Millvale on a quest to START OUR OWN HOLIDAY and spoil Cinco for everyone else! Come dressed as your favorite Bluth or one of Tobias’s many headshots. Grist is dog friendly.. trail is tough dog friendly/ Falkor unfriendly. Since it’s my favorite holiday, NO HASH CASH.. trail and circle beer is on the hares, food is on you.
If you think the holiday we’re celebrating is “May the Fourth be with you”… here’s some money. Go see a Star War.