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| Hash #2112 St. David’s Day Hash #23 w/ Whiff & Gooey Decimal 6:30 pm Hash #2112 St. David’s Day Hash #23 w/ Whiff & Gooey Decimal @ Lolev Brewing Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit, to honor St. David, the patron saint of Wales, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it[...] | ||||||
| PITT #310, Bitchin Heat & Pearl Necklace 6:30 pm PITT #310, Bitchin Heat & Pearl Necklace @ Red's Good News Mar 7 @ 6:30 pm Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace When: March 7th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: Red’s Good News, 542 Brookline Blvd, Pittsburgh, PA 15226 Trail shoes: Shiggy: Bug spray: Doggo friendly: Parking: Hash cash:[...] | Dark Side 105 – Prat Style Pick Up With Jinkies 6:30 am Dark Side 105 – Prat Style Pick Up With Jinkies @ email Jinkies @ rwbrinson3@gmail.com for start location Mar 8 @ 6:30 am – 10:30 am This months Dark Side will be more laid back. It will be a prat style pick up, but rather than checking the pole email Jinkies @ rwbrinson3@gmail.com for the start location. Start: 6:30. On Out[...] | |||||
| Hash #2114, Squirreleo Springs Forward Trail 2:00 pm Hash #2114, Squirreleo Springs Forward Trail Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm The March 17th, Beerthday Chili Cook-Off Trail!!! Last year, around this time, a few aging beerthday hashers laid a trail for you half minds, which included a chili cook-off, and miraculously everyone survived. Well, we’re[...] | PITT #311, Assatope 6:30 pm PITT #311, Assatope @ D's Six Pack and Dogs Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm Who: Assotope, Zoo Goo, Just Meredith When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs 1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218 Trail shoes: I would wear shoes with a[...] | Hash #2115, Moon’s birthday!!! 2:00 pm Hash #2115, Moon’s birthday!!! @ Iron City Brewery Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm Moon’s Big March Maddness Beerthday SATURDAY. MARCH 23RD at 2pm Iron City brewery 150 Ferry St, Creighton, PA 15030 Bring extra socks | ||||
| Moon’s Birthday Bicycle Bash 12:00 pm Moon’s Birthday Bicycle Bash @ Sly Fox Highline Mar 24 @ 12:00 pm Come on out to an EZ March BASH at SLY FOX Brewery 46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203 Moon and Crack Filler will lay trail that should be bashable by all bikes. Mostly flat[...] | TN@ #96: Heart On 6:30 pm TN@ #96: Heart On @ Sweet Pea's Convenience Store Mar 27 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm Come join Heart on for a little pavement pounding around Westview and Ross. If you come with low expectations you will not be disappointed. Meet at 6:30 for cheap beer and wine at the local[...] | Hash #2116, Pick up trail!! 1:00 pm Hash #2116, Pick up trail!! @ Trace Brewing Mar 30 @ 1:00 pm Cum out and play with Anal! Let’s do a pickup out of Trace Brewing! You may end up haring. Who knows? There may even be Easter eggs and some Easter candy! Wear some bunny ears.[...] | ||||
Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace
When: March 7th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Red’s Good News, 542 Brookline Blvd, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes:
Shiggy:
Bug spray:
Doggo friendly:
Parking:
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
DETAILS CUMMING SOON!
The March 17th, Beerthday Chili Cook-Off Trail!!!
Last year, around this time, a few aging beerthday hashers laid a trail for you half minds, which included a chili cook-off, and miraculously everyone survived. Well, we’re at it again. Sure it’ll be a different trail than you saw last year. And yes, it’ll be at a different location. But we abused you properly last year, then begged forgiveness with a kick-ass apres; what makes you think it’ll be different this year? So, with that, we present to you an entirely new shit-show of a PGH-H3 Trail: The 2024, Beerthday, Chili Cook-Off Hash!!!
Trail will be short, flat, dry and hares never lie. Shiggy level will be whatever it is, but expect something more than a merkin but less than a 70s porno. Prepare to be amused, abused, beered well and fed even better. The first beer stop will be on the hares, the second beer stop might be on you depending on if I can persuade them to be open. If so, beer will be on you (Fido will have to sit outside for this one). If not, we’ll provide a second beer stop; don’t expect Chimay. Whatever; be prepared with a few bucks or a credit card for the second beer stop just in case.
NOTE: Back by popular demand, get ready for another CHILI COOK-OFF!!!
If you think that your chili can compete, we invite you to bring a crockpot of your favorite recipe to the start of trail. We’ll keep it warm for you and provide the extra fixings for the on-after competition. Liquher Cookie is in charge of the contest, so you know it’ll be classy.
You don’t have to compete in the competition to do trail and enjoy some chili. You don’t have to do trail to compete in the competition. You don’t even have to do trail or compete in the completion if you just want to pimp and enjoy some chili. Everyone is welcome. Liquher Cookie will select a few, non-biased, judges to decide the winners. Prizes will include bragging rights; but more prestigiously:
• The winner of the BEST ALL-AROUND CHILI will be awarded ALL OF THE HASH CASH.
• The winner of the MOST UNIQUE CHILI gets a choice of either a really decent bottle of beer or an equally decent bottle of wine. Remember, the most unique chili can also win the best all-around chili and win both prizes.
• The RUNNER-UP OF THE BEST ALL AROUND CHILI will get the bottle that the winner of the most unique chili left for you. Either bottle will be something that you’ll be proud to share with a friend on a special occasion.
Good luck to everyone!
We pride ourselves on creating an experience that will allow you to tell stories that will “Wow!” your boring coworkers on Monday morning. Don’t disappoint them; be there to create your own story and be the object of jealousy for the week! GuarOnOnTeed!
Who: Plea Barkin, Liquher Cookie, Honeynut Squirreleo and you, of course.
What: A kick-ass Beerthday Trail and Chili Cook-Off Hash.
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, March 17th. 2:00 Peee Ehm
Where: Trail will start and end at Casa de’Squirreleo (4422 Inland Ave, 15122).
Why: Because it’s what we do. And we like chili.
Hash Cash: $2.00. Your hash cash will be awarded to the winner of first place in the chili cook-off.
Parking: Please Don’t Park In Front Of The Corner House Across The Street From Casa de’Squirreleo… PARK ANYWHERE BUT THERE!
Dry Bag: Always a good idea. Clean shoes please if you’re coming to the apres. Bedroom slippers are encouraged. Bedroom robes are acceptable if you want to pay homage to the late, great, Hugh Heffner. Nudity is encourage if you think Heff would approve.
Fido Friendly: Yes. Fido can do trail and hang out in Squirreleo’s fenced-in backyard during the apres.
Virgin Friendly? That’s a questionable judgment call only you can make. If you think losing their virginity to Squirreleo is a good idea, then, of course, bring them along. Who am I to judge?
Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318
When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs
1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218
Shiggy: a bit
Bug spray: it’s getting warm again so go for it
Doggo friendly: there is 1 part that definitely isn’t but we may throw a T/E there
Parking: street parking where you can get it
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Moon’s Big March Maddness Beerthday
SATURDAY. MARCH 23RD at 2pm
Iron City brewery
150 Ferry St, Creighton, PA 15030
Bring extra socks
Come on out to an EZ March BASH at SLY FOX Brewery
46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Moon and Crack Filler will lay trail that should be bashable by all bikes.
Mostly flat and utilizing mostly bike lanes only.
Two contra stops.
Q’s
Moon 412 310 3741
Crack Filler 724 612 5571
Cum out and play with Anal! Let’s do a pickup out of Trace Brewing! You may end up haring. Who knows? There may even be Easter eggs and some Easter candy!
Wear some bunny ears. Have a good time. Bring your ID and money. Start and stops will be contra. AZ has you covered for circle beers.
TRAIL IS SATURDAY AT 1:00PM!!!
Saturday. 1:00. Sat @ 1. Sabado a uno. 1:00 pee em on Saturday.
Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: April 4th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Egghead’s Saloon. 1162 Brookline Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them
Shiggy: There is some prickly shiggy.
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt.
Doggo friendly: We recommend dogs stay home, but send the hares a message if you want to bring your dog and we can let you know the 2 parts of trail that may be challenging then you can decide for yourself.
Parking: Plenty of parking on Brookline. Please don’t be a dick by parking in the bar’s parking lot.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins. Bar is cash only so make sure you bring more than $5.