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PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's
May 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Porn Again & Scrum When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere:Trail shoes:Shiggy:Bug spray:Doggo friendly:Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side[...]
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Marathon Beer Stop 2024 9:00 am
Marathon Beer Stop 2024 @ The Church Brew Works
May 5 @ 9:00 am
  What to expect:   Meet outside Church Brew Works   Cum and enjoy cheering on all the r*nners at our marathon beer stop! Some of our own will be out there sweating and working[...]
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Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail 6:30 pm
Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail @ Aslin Beer Company
May 6 @ 6:30 pm
Hares: ICP and Porn Again Christian “Cheers to the Finish Line: A Hash House Harriers’ Trail of Beer and Relaxation” Welcome, weary runners, to the trail of blissful recovery! As Hash House Harriers, we know[...]
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Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm
Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
May 9 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Hares: Schoolhouse CockStart: 6:30On Out: 7:00What: DS 107Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)Where: Squirrel Hill Cafe, 5802 Forbes AvePittsburgh, PA 15217Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! As I[...]
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Hash #2122 Knives in May 2:00 pm
Hash #2122 Knives in May @ Steel City Sports Bar & Grub
May 11 @ 2:00 pm
Knives in May, a throwback to quarantine times. When trail existed for multiple days…you could do it on your own or with a few people. This will be a throwback to those trails. I’ll be[...]
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May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace 2:00 pm
May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace @ B-Y Park
May 12 @ 2:00 pm
Come out and join Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace for their BASH May 12th 2PM at B-Y Park Any bike should do. Maybe 20 miles of mostly flat crushed limestone and a bit of fire[...]
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PITT #315, Anal Eaze 6:30 pm
PITT #315, Anal Eaze
May 16 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AZ, TightE, MuffWhen: May 16th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Satalio’s on Mt. WashingtonTrail shoes: NahShiggy: A bitBug spray: AlwaysDoggo friendly: Couple tricky spots, but athletic dogs will be fine.Parking: StreetHash cash: $5.00 except[...]
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Hash #2123 MOON 2:00 pm
Hash #2123 MOON @ Halftime Lounge
May 19 @ 2:00 pm
Halftime Lounge 1413 Cathell Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15236 Lots of shiggy, dog approved, light PI, cash and ID.
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TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm
TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock @ Love, Katie Distilling
May 22 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Event starts at Love, Katie Distilling at 816 Main St, Sharpsburg, PA 15215. On-out will be a soft and well-padded 7PM and then we’ll have a nice stroll through the area. The tn@ kennel is[...]
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PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 8:00 pm
PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 @ Schenley Oval
May 23 @ 8:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.[...]
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Drinking Practice 6:00 pm
Drinking Practice @ Acclamation Brewing
May 24 @ 6:00 pm
How about “Brews & Buccaneers: A Hash House Harriers Pirate Pub Crawl”? We’ll kick off at Acclamation Brewery, where we’ll swig some grog-inspired ales before embarking on a spirited crawl through the town, ending at[...]
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Hash #2124 Snatch Rabbit 1:00 pm
Hash #2124 Snatch Rabbit @ Asti’s Italian steakhouse
May 26 @ 1:00 pm
1 PM!!!!!! Unfortunately Asti’s is only open until 3 on Sunday, so after circle you can make the short drive to Roman Bistro or Jodi B’s for on after. Circle beer and one beer stop[...]
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TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses (BiH, PMF, & PMS) 6:30 pm
TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses (BiH, PMF, & PMS) @ Boomerang Bar
May 29 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm
Kick off your weekend halfway through the week in style with a fabulous manvitational trail, brought to you by Bitch in Heat, Pack My Fanny, and PMS. All genders are welcome at this pre-pre lube[...]
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PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London 6:30 pm
PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Velum Fermentation
May 30 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in LondonWhen: May 30th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Velum FermentationTrail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them. Shiggy: Shiggy socks not needed for shiggy, but would[...]
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PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party 2:00 pm
PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 11:59 am
Pittsburgh Analversay Weekend 2024! Our Big Fat Greek Party  Register on HashRego:  https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024 Calling all hash goddesses and gods: You are hereby summoned to a weekend of merriment, debauchery, and spirits (beer) that would make[...]

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TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses (BiH, PMF, & PMS) @ Boomerang Bar
May 29 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm

Kick off your weekend halfway through the week in style with a fabulous manvitational trail, brought to you by Bitch in Heat, Pack My Fanny, and PMS. All genders are welcome at this pre-pre lube event! The theme is divas and goddesses, in honor of the Greek pantheon, the divas who inspire us, and all that is worthy of worship. Cum as your favorite pop diva, mythical entity, a bottle of green goddess dressing, or whatever makes your soul sparkle. Trail will be of reasonable length (whatever that is) and offer a bit of everything.

Other things to know:

– On-out bar is cash only.
– Trail is pup-friendly, the bar is not.
– Shoes: your winged sandals will probably be fine.
– $5 hash cash

May
30
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PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Velum Fermentation
May 30 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: May 30th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Velum Fermentation
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them.
Shiggy: Shiggy socks not needed for shiggy, but would help keep bugs away.
Bug spray: Suggested
Doggo friendly: One part might be challenging for dogs. Text the hares and they can let you know the section in question so the dog owners can make an informed decision.
Parking: make sure to not park in zone restricted areas because it is strictly enforced in south side. Meters are enforced until Midnight. Free parking is available one block south of the start on Josephine.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

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PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2
May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 11:59 am

Pittsburgh Analversay Weekend 2024! Our Big Fat Greek Party 

Register on HashRego:  https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024

Calling all hash goddesses and gods: You are hereby summoned to a weekend of merriment, debauchery, and spirits (beer) that would make Mt. Olympus proud. Get your Greek on at Pittsburgh’s Greek God and Goddess-themed weekend. 

You don’t need to rush to join this greek party! Opa!

Dust off your best partying toga and come out and join the Pittsburgh Hash as we celebrate another year of debauchery and hashing!

Rego includes Friday and Saturday trails, bottomless beer, 5 delicious meals (Friday dinner, Saturday breakfast/lunch/dinner, and Sunday breakfast), Friday night beer exchange, Greek games, dancing, haberdashery, endless dress-up possibilities, as well as a very nice place to pitch your tent! Cum join us… don’t be a Socra-tease!

 

Price Schedule:

Early bird (until 2/23 or 50 regos): $100

2/24-4/19 – $120

4/20-5/31- $140

Walkup – $150

Guaranteed Hab cutoff: 4/19

PROHIBITED

Dogs, guns, teenagers, generators, and campers bigger than a pop-up.

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Hash #2126 Weekend Hangover Trail @ Ingomar Middle School
Jun 3 @ 6:30 pm

Cum work off that weekend hangover with a short flat shiggy free trail through the suburbs of Franklin Park.  Where’s Franklin Park?  That’s what I said a year ago before Defender & I moved out here.  (Wait, who are Defender & ManGurglar?  Do they even know how to hash?  Thankfully Green Mile came to our rescue to remind me how to hash).   Oh yeah,  Franklin Park,   go north on I279 to Camp Nebo Rd and keep heading north.  You may have heard of the Franklin Inn.  It’s a famous Mexican restaurant with great chicken wings.  I highly recommend stopping there for a drink or dinner before trail.

Trail starts from the middle school parking lot.   I’m hoping all the ballgames are finished since school is over, but please be discreet either way if you’re drinking before the start of the trail.  It is a school parking lot!   BYOB for the start.

Green Mile and I did our due diligence and scouted from the car, so it should be a very exciting trail for everyone. The trail is dog-friendly—just a little shiggy. It is short, and we’ll feed yinz at the end. I hope you can make it!

Hares:  Green Mile & ManGurglar

Starting location:   Ingomar Middle School – 1521 Ingomar Heights Rd. Pgh, PA 15237
Meet at 6:30.   – BYOB and please be discreet.
On out at 7pm.

Jun
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Hash #2127 HARE NEEDED
Jun 9 @ 2:00 pm

Hares’ choice of Saturday, Sunday, or Monday

Jun
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PITT #317- Moon & T-Boner
Jun 13 @ 6:30 pm

Details cumming soon!

Jun
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June Bike Hash AKA BASH with E=MC Hammered and I’ll Finish Tomorrow
Jun 15 @ 2:00 pm

June Bike Hash with E=MC Hammered and I’ll Finish Tomorrow

Details cumming

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Hash #2128 HARE NEEDED!!!
Jun 16 @ 2:00 pm

Hare’s choice of Saturday, Sunday, or Monday

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TN@ #99: Shameless Cussy
Jun 19 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.
tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.
PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
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Hash #2129, Whiff’s Summer Solstice hash @ Webb Park
Jun 22 @ 2:00 pm

What’s to say? It’s all up there in the title:
Whiff’s. Summer. Solstice. Hash. IYKYK
The cognoscenti are already packing a dry bag due to a high moisture content. Bug spray may be a good idea as well.
Pupper-friendly as long as they’re not hydrophobic.
Trail start is BYOB, Brews in the wild are courtesy of the hare.

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