3405 Gass Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15212
This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again, K9, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re gonna hear about it!
FESTIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come with grievances.
Start time is high noon!
As usual we’ll have feats of strength, beer, hills, shots, more hills, more beer, airing of grievances, wrestling, a multi-story beer funnel, and more beer.
Crash space available at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Drink; do not drive.
We’re providing some food. Bring something to share or we’ll drop you in the basement. If you like fancy beer, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or am I?
I repeat, trail starts at 12:00!