WHO: Bimbos and wankers wanting to have a great time! Living souls of 21 years or older. Hashers from strange places! Cum one cum all!
WHAT: The 179th running of the MountainBeers Hash House Harriers! An Eagle 10-15 mile lung busting, leg breaking, mother fucker of a trail. Turkey trail will be about half of the eagle and will meet the Eagles later at a time to be determined.
WHEN: Saturday, 10/8, meet at 08:30 for he Eagle trail, on out at 09:00 ish. Turkey meet time 13:00, on out whenever the eagles have landed and feasted (on provided lunch, not on the turkeys).
WHERE:Snake Hill Wildlife Management Area. Please use these exact coordinates: 39.6144 N, -79.8308 W
WHY: Because we’re a drinking club with a running problem! We dig shiggy and we can’t help being lewd, crude and socially unacceptable! While we know that growing old is unavoidable, we also know that growing up is completely optional!
WHAT TO BRING: $10 hash cash, VIRGINS, a drinking vessel, VIRGINS, yourself, your running shoes, A VESSEL YOU WANKER, and a MORE VIRGINS! Chicks dig vessels! Hydrate! Maybe not bring a VIRGIN, they may not come back. Oh hell..VIRGINS!
HARES: G.I. Ho and someone…
THIS WILL BE A 10-15 MILE TRAIL. Trail will likely be A to A. It’s going to be moist, dank, hilly and shiggy as fuck. Plenty of water, beer and food. With lots of stops. There will be bail out points and a Turkey start time. Lunch will be provided, hence the $10 hash cash. You know I like my shiggy level at 10. Watch the fuck out!
Hares NEVER lie. Or do we?
Lost? Call the MBH3 HOTT line: 304-319-HOTT
Spiritually lost? Call Reverend Raunchy: 304-685-WORD
Break a leg? Call toll free 1-800- FELATE-US
Looking for a hot time? Call 304-AY-M1-C1A
Need a HO? 304-dab-0-day