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May
5
Sun
Marathon Beer Stop 2024 @ The Church Brew Works
May 5 @ 9:00 am

 

What to expect:

 

Meet outside Church Brew Works

 

Cum and enjoy cheering on all the r*nners at our marathon beer stop! Some of our own will be out there sweating and working way harder than they should, so let’s show them love by bringing them beer!

Be there at 9:00am. If you’re setting up or are planning to drive your car, you will have to get there before they close the roads (which is pretty damn early).

We’ll need volunteers who can bring the following stuff:

–2 tables to set out all the beer

–2 canopies, so we’re shaded

–small cups to hand out

–tarp and rope to make a makeshift pee place

–signs

–beer

–trash bags

–your own camp chair

You can park on the street next to Church Brew Works. But you must get there very early if you are driving! Don’t forget! Trying to drive will be tough. Here is a story that details road closures. The article has a link for a map of all the closures: https://www.thepittsburghmarathon.com/pages/getting-around-town

May
6
Mon
Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail @ Aslin Beer Company
May 6 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: ICP and Porn Again Christian

“Cheers to the Finish Line: A Hash House Harriers’ Trail of Beer and Relaxation”

Welcome, weary runners, to the trail of blissful recovery! As Hash House Harriers, we know that after conquering the marathon, there’s nothing quite like the sweet reward of a cold beer and a tranquil trail to unwind. Lace up your shoes, grab your mug, and let’s embark on a journey of camaraderie, laughter, and, of course, beer.

Our post-marathon trail is a symphony of scenic beauty and liquid refreshment. Picture lush forests, babbling brooks, and open fields stretching as far as the eye can see. With each step, feel the tension of the race melt away as you immerse yourself in nature’s embrace.

But fear not, dear hashers, for this trail is not about breaking speed records or pushing your limits. No, it’s a leisurely stroll through the countryside, a chance to savor the simple pleasures of life. Take your time, enjoy the scenery, and revel in the company of fellow hashers who understand the true meaning of “work hard, play hard.”

And what better way to celebrate our accomplishment than with a well-deserved beer stop? Picture it: a cozy clearing adorned with blankets, cushions, and, most importantly, an array of ice-cold brews waiting to be savored. Whether you prefer a crisp lager, a hoppy IPA, or a smooth stout, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.

As the sun begins to set and the stars emerge overhead, we gather around the fire, swapping stories of triumph and tribulation from the marathon. Laughter fills the air, mingling with the crackle of flames and the clinking of mugs. This is what it means to be a hasher: to embrace the joy of running, the camaraderie of friendship, and the simple pleasure of a good beer.

May
9
Thu
Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
May 9 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Hares: Schoolhouse Cock
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 107
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Squirrel Hill Cafe, 5802 Forbes Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!

May
11
Sat
Hash #2122 Knives in May
May 11 @ 2:00 pm

Knives in May, a throwback to quarantine times. When trail existed for multiple days…you could do it on your own or with a few people. This will be a throwback to those trails. I’ll be laying trail on Friday, and it will be out there all weekend…so whether you have a mothers day thing to do or not….you can do trail Saturday or Sunday (hell, even Friday evening!).

Of course, there will be a normal group hash, which will be on Saturday at 2pm.

Hare: The Black Clap

May
12
Sun
May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace @ B-Y Park
May 12 @ 2:00 pm

Come out and join Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace for their BASH May 12th 2PM at B-Y Park

Any bike should do.
Maybe 20 miles of mostly flat crushed limestone and a bit of fire road.

Bring saddlebag, or a backpack, or get a mule to carry your beerstop and circle beers.
Beers will be provided and distributed at chalk talk.

On in will have two open breweries.

Questions – Spinning Midget (412) 372-7652

May
16
Thu
PITT #315, Anal Eaze
May 16 @ 6:30 pm

details cumming soon!

May
18
Sat
May Bash with Purple Princess & Red Nipple Rising @ Park Place Pub
May 18 @ 2:00 pm
Boy howdy, it’s time to get them bikes out and enjoy the best of the East Side of da ‘Burg. Trail is 99% road, so any bike is good.
Helmets preferred but not required.
As the hash guidelines stipulate…”If I do get hurt, it’s my own fucking fault”.
Bring Cash and I.D. for the start bar.
Trail and circle beer on the hares.
Q’s Purple Princess 412 432 9807
May
19
Sun
Hash #2123 MOON
May 19 @ 2:00 pm

Details cumming soon!

May
22
Wed
TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock
May 22 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.
tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.
PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com
May
23
Thu
PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 @ Schenley Oval
May 23 @ 8:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE???
You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.
Go to https://www.beermile.com for rules and past results from your fellow hashers!
Everyone brings their own beer. After all, you might want to be extra choosey since you’ll probably taste it going down and coming back up!
If you don’t want to run, come and cheer on the beer-guzzling participants!

 


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