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| PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail 6:30 pm PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail @ Nico's Recovery Room Apr 6 @ 6:30 pm From your hareraiser… Nary did the hares provide me with a writeup, so Anal will freestyle and make some shit up. I’m told trail is dog-friendly, but start bar is not. We’re starting at Nico’s[...] | ||||||
| PITT #281, Tight-E 6:30 pm PITT #281, Tight-E @ Duck Hollow Trail Apr 20 @ 6:30 pm Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops, circle, and on-out will be 420 friendly, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em. | ||||||
| PITT #282, Hickey and London 6:30 pm PITT #282, Hickey and London @ Velum Fermentation Apr 27 @ 6:30 pm Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that? *** The hares have been waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to[...] | ||||||
From your hareraiser…
Nary did the hares provide me with a writeup,
so Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.
I’m told trail is dog-friendly, but start bar is not.
We’re starting at Nico’s where you can get a beer and a shot.
Since it’s in Bloomfield, I guess trail shoes ain’t right,
but maybe wear layers because it’s an early April night.
Bring your five bucks, so you can drink beer and do trail,
and when you see the number of hares, you can exclaim, “WHAT THE HELL?”
Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops, circle, and on-out will be 420 friendly, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that?
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The hares have been waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by having the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drink responsibly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)
Trail Shoes/Bug Spray: No trail shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me South Side Slopes hill climbs.
Dogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check back Wednesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to wait outside.
Parking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mindful of zone restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple blocks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM on Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash to remind everyone about parking.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.
Come on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!
Trail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?
Contact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late!)
Join Deadwood, 7 minutes in Heaving, and El Cock for a merry jaunt through scenic Oakland. Deadwood has lived there for a decade and is sick of it but you will get to see every place he has lived on trail. Come on out to Bootleggers which was where Deadwood lost his hash virginity for a weekend prelube. Trail will be doggo friendly and leave those trail shoes at home. Trees are dirty and we will avoid them at all costs. Also we should all probably just walk this one, Deadwood isn’t too speedy in his old age. Of course Heavin and El Cock will be uncatchable.
Contact us for any questions!
Also we will be going to an on after with food rather than having food because the hares were too busy fornicating to figure it out.
Just Marisa Takes the Plunge
Get ready for a night we’ll try to make you forget as we head over to Hop’s Place on the North Side in anticipation of a flat*, all-pavement*, poison-ivy-free*, and tick-free* utopian* romp arahnd northtahn. Just Marisa has never hared a trail before, so naturally we put her in charge. As fortune would have it, she’s just as much of a masochist as we are (in case you expected a kinder, gentler Jinkies-MyHogNMe trail). And also like us, what this trail lacks in length it makes up for in charm. And remember, mismanagement is in the awkward transition phase, so we’ll probably do whatever we want.
*bullshit. You may want trail shoes, dick spray, shiggy socks, a light, a plastic bubble, a first aid kit, and a will. Hell, you should probably stay home.
Who: Defender of Peedom, Fuk Stik, Token’s Little Cuckold
What: PITT H3’s 10 Year Analversary Trail
When: June 29th, 2023 @ 1830
Where: Jack’s Bar 1117 E. Carson St. Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Why: To relive the glory days of PITT H3.
On June 27, 2013, a group of halfminds (half wits?) pooled their remaining braincells together to start what is known today as the Pittsburgh Inebriated Thirsty Thursday Hash House Harriers. Designed with intention to be more debaucherous, the younger, louder, and snottier group regularly pissed Thursdays nights into drunken blackouts and obscurity. This week we will be returning to our humble beginnings and relive the trail that started it all. Join us at Jack’s for a pre-trail Imp & Iron before embarking on a trip through time on a night you’re sure not to remember. Urban Tap serves food until 2300 so if everything goes according to plan we will be able to grab some quick eats before heading to Belvedere’s Ultra Dive for some late night dancing. Be sure to pack a dry bag, bad decisions, and extra condoms because this Thursday could get very weird.
Trail stats:
Length: 3-5 miles
Girth: Sufficient
Shiggy: meh
PI: Probably
Questions, Comments, & Concerns can be directed to Defender of Peedom @ 724-953-1907
Bitches, Gripes, & Complaints can be directed to Mismanagement @ pitts.hhh@gmail.com.
Looking for a cash only bar? Lou’s got it. ATM to get that cash? Lou’s got it. Need a PBR pounder for 3.50? Lou’s got it. Smoker friendly space? Lou’s got it. Dog friendly back porch? Lou’s got it. Ideal location for walking, biking, and parking? Lou’s got it.
Come join ICP, Just Brian, and Abandon Shit as one of your hares celebrates another year around this rock. Dog friendly trail, but there is one part they may need assistance with through a fence… but there is a longer way around. Normal shoes will work. Tick spray not needed, but bug spray in general, sure?
On Out: 7PM.
What: Dark Side number 97 combined with PITT (off week) 289
Hares: Kink Liaison + I’ll Finish Tomorrow
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash only)
Where: Oakland TBD
When: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
It’s PITT’s 10th analversary and you don’t want to go in without lubing up your drinking muscles.
Join us as we hit some of the ‘best ofs’ of the city.
Trail will be short, flat, and shiggy free as all trails in Pittsburgh are. Do hares lie? That’s for us to know and you to find out!
Where: Sly Fox at the Highline (NOT downtown)
When: 6:30pm, 7pm hares On-Out
Who: Moon, Crackfiller, and BitchinHeat
Hash cash: $5
REQUIRED bring: $2.50 or a Pitt/CMU ID
Dogs: Leave ’em home for this one
Questions, concerns, need advice on how to seemingly be known everywhere? Contact Moon (412) 310-3741
Otherwise contact Crack or BiH