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Hash #2064, K-9 and Black Clap 2:00 pm
Hash #2064, K-9 and Black Clap @ Hop's Place
Apr 2 @ 2:00 pm
Meet at 2:00 at Hop’s Place 3037 Shadeland Ave On out at 2:30. Join The Black Clap and K9 as we celebrate our 10 year hashiversary! Can you believe it?! You should since it is[...]
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PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail @ Nico's Recovery Room
Apr 6 @ 6:30 pm
From your hareraiser… Nary did the hares provide me with a writeup, so Anal will freestyle and make some shit up. I’m told trail is dog-friendly, but start bar is not. We’re starting at Nico’s[...]
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Hash #2065, WMD 2:00 pm
Hash #2065, WMD @ WMD’s Place
Apr 9 @ 2:00 pm
Location: 413 Aleta Street, Pgh., 15215 Time: 2PM It’s Easter! Church in the morning and hashing in the afternoon. Like Jesus, WMD wants you to be happy. Hence, there will be quality craft beers for[...]
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Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover 2:00 pm
Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 15 @ 2:00 pm
In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird. Hares:  DS Mismanagement So, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon.  We had a fun idea…nay, a brilliant idea….NO, a brilliantly stupid[...]
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PITT #281, Tight-E 6:30 pm
PITT #281, Tight-E @ Duck Hollow Trail
Apr 20 @ 6:30 pm
Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops, circle, and on-out will be 420 friendly, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
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Hash #2067, AZ’s Last Pickup 2:00 pm
Hash #2067, AZ’s Last Pickup @ BonaFide Brewing
Apr 22 @ 2:00 pm
Cum out for AZ’s last pickup as your hareraiser before she passes the bottle in June! Bring money and ID for contra stops. Circle beer on AZ!
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PITT #282, Hickey and London 6:30 pm
PITT #282, Hickey and London @ Velum Fermentation
Apr 27 @ 6:30 pm
Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that? *** The hares have been waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to[...]
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Hash #2068, No Code 2:00 pm
Hash #2068, No Code @ The Bulldog Pub
Apr 30 @ 2:00 pm
Hare:    No Code Where: The Bulldog Pub 1818 Morningside Ave 15206 When:  Sunday 4/30 at 2 PM What:  A pleasant stroll where every outlook pleases. The trail is a trifle more than four miles.[...]

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Hash #2064, K-9 and Black Clap @ Hop's Place
Apr 2 @ 2:00 pm
Meet at 2:00 at
Hop’s Place
3037 Shadeland Ave
On out at 2:30.
Join The Black Clap and K9 as we celebrate our 10 year hashiversary! Can you believe it?! You should since it is the day after April Fools. Wear an aluminum costume or bring us a gift made of aluminum. 10 years of complaining; 10 years of being weird with you weirdos. Come reminisce with us. We promise you will have a good time. Expect the unexpected. Expect some delicious food courtesy of TBC. K9 will try her best.
Trail and the apres are dog friendly so bring all the puppers! Expect trail to be A to A Prime. You’d be fine to wear road shoes. Brighton Heights is flat. One of these is a lie.
Contact K9 with questions 412-951-2577. See yinz at the best hash in April!
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PITT #280, Tardy’s Bday Trail @ Nico's Recovery Room
Apr 6 @ 6:30 pm

From your hareraiser…

Nary did the hares provide me with a writeup,

so Anal will freestyle and make some shit up.

I’m told trail is dog-friendly, but start bar is not.

We’re starting at Nico’s where you can get a beer and a shot.

Since it’s in Bloomfield, I guess trail shoes ain’t right,

but maybe wear layers because it’s an early April night.

Bring your five bucks, so you can drink beer and do trail,

and when you see the number of hares, you can exclaim, “WHAT THE HELL?”

 

Apr
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Hash #2065, WMD @ WMD’s Place
Apr 9 @ 2:00 pm

Location: 413 Aleta Street, Pgh., 15215

Time: 2PM

It’s Easter! Church in the morning and hashing in the afternoon.

Like Jesus, WMD wants you to be happy. Hence, there will be quality craft beers for your enjoyment. There will also be Miller Lite as WMD wants his followers to be well-hydrated.

Details: Five miles of fun terrain, flashlight required, trail is Fido friendly – just keep Fido outside at the apres, your feet will get wet – bring clean/dry shoes for apres.

Bored? Lonely? Addicted to bad porn? Call Moon.

Need to share deep thoughts? Have life changing questions? Need help finding your wallet to pay your dues? Call WMD. 724-816-0804

Apr
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Hash #2066: PGH-DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 15 @ 2:00 pm

In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird.

Hares:  DS Mismanagement

So, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon.  We had a fun idea…nay, a brilliant idea….NO, a brilliantly stupid and fun idea!  Why don’t we do the PGH hash in the middle of the DS Marathon!?!?!?  Add some spice and variety to things.  Add pure cacophony into the mix.

The details:  DS Marathon is a charity event.  For this part of it, you’ll pay $5

More details to come later.

DS Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/

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PITT #281, Tight-E @ Duck Hollow Trail
Apr 20 @ 6:30 pm

Come celebrate TightE’s favorite holiday. Trail will be approx 4.2 miles. Beer stops, circle, and on-out will be 420 friendly, so smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.

Apr
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Hash #2067, AZ’s Last Pickup @ BonaFide Brewing
Apr 22 @ 2:00 pm

Cum out for AZ’s last pickup as your hareraiser before she passes the bottle in June!

Bring money and ID for contra stops. Circle beer on AZ!

Apr
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PITT #282, Hickey and London @ Velum Fermentation
Apr 27 @ 6:30 pm

Off-week PITT fun! Join Hickey and London for a bonus PITT trail at a new brewery! What could be better than that?

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The hares have been waiting six years for a Pittsburgh microbrewery to open in South Side. Now that one is open 3 blocks from our house we want to support them by having the hash buy a lot of beer in a 30-45 minutes span. (But please drink responsibly and don’t drive/ride home drunk)

Trail Shoes/Bug Spray: No trail shoes needed for this trail. And I don’t anticipate any Fuck Me South Side Slopes hill climbs.

Dogs: Trail will be dog friendly. But not sure if the brewery is. They don’t open again until Wednesday so check back Wednesday evening to see if dogs are allowed inside or if they have to wait outside.

Parking: Don’t park in Ascend’s parking lot and be mindful of zone restrictions . There is plenty of free parking on Josephine (a couple blocks south). Parking is also free in metered areas after 6PM on Jane and Mary between 20th and 21st. I will post again day of the hash to remind everyone about parking.

Apr
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Hash #2068, No Code @ The Bulldog Pub
Apr 30 @ 2:00 pm

Hare:    No Code

Where: The Bulldog Pub
1818 Morningside Ave 15206

When:  Sunday 4/30 at 2 PM

What:  A pleasant stroll where every outlook pleases.
The trail is a trifle more than four miles.
Should be OK for dogs though I presume the bar is not.

The trail begins and ends at Bulldogs.
Theoretically, no money is needed:
The very cheapest beer before and after is on the hare; anything fancier is on you.
Some apres snacks will probably appear as well.

May
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Thu
PITT #283, Star Wars Wedding Trail @ Zano’s
May 4 @ 6:30 pm

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.

Come on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!

Trail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?

Contact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late!)

May
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Hash #2069, Knives in May @ 412 Brewing
May 8 @ 6:30 pm
Knives in May will be the post-marathon recovery trail we all need! (Well, those who run need it. The rest of us just need more beer.)
A hash to remember quarantine trails and how we found a way to still hash and celebrate together even though we couldn’t be together.
Bring a Knife, just like the good old days.
Hares: The Black Clap and Porn Again
Note from your hares: one beerstop on the hares, 2 on you. Don’t forget your wallet. All of the beerstops are dog friendly (patio only at one). There will be a turkey/eagle split…if you did the half or marathon and feel tired, take it easy and turkey it up and save .00000003 miles. Lower your expectations and enjoy an average trail that was planned with minutes of insight!
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