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| PITT #283, Star Wars Wedding Trail 6:30 pm PITT #283, Star Wars Wedding Trail @ Zano’s May 4 @ 6:30 pm A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running, and now you all have to deal with[...] | ||||||
| Marathon Beer Stop 9:00 am Marathon Beer Stop @ Outside Church Brew Works May 7 @ 9:00 am Cum and enjoy cheering on all the r*nners at our marathon beer stop! Some of our own will be out there sweating and working way harder than they should, so let’s show them love by[...] | Hash #2069, Knives in May 6:30 pm Hash #2069, Knives in May @ 412 Brewing May 8 @ 6:30 pm Knives in May will be the post-marathon recovery trail we all need! (Well, those who run need it. The rest of us just need more beer.) A hash to remember quarantine trails and how we[...] | PITT Beer Mile: Spring Edition 8:00 pm PITT Beer Mile: Spring Edition @ Schenley Oval Sportsplex May 11 @ 8:00 pm ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.[...] | Drinking Practice with Hash Beer 5:30 pm Drinking Practice with Hash Beer @ Inner Groove Verona May 12 @ 5:30 pm Acclamation is doing another run of our Pittsburgh H3 Hash beer, so let’s go do some drinkin’! We’ll meet at Inner Groove in Verona around 5:30. After that, we’ll wander up to Acclamation for We[...] | P3H3 May Trail 2:00 pm P3H3 May Trail @ Four Mile Run Parklet (next to Big Jim's) May 13 @ 2:00 pm Welcome back! What: First P3H3 trail of 2023! When: 5/13/2023 @ 2pm Where: Four Mile Run Parklet (next to Big Jim’s) Why: Because it’s been too long Hare: Sticky With Hope We will have a[...] | ||
| Hash #2070, Bush Snapper and SleE-Z Pass 2:00 pm Hash #2070, Bush Snapper and SleE-Z Pass @ Creekside Commons May 14 @ 2:00 pm If you’re a mother or know one, you’re in luck because it’s Mother’s Day and she would like nothing more than to see you happy and in Harmony. That’s Harmony Borough to be exact, a[...] | PITT #284, AZ’s Birthday Hash 6:30 pm PITT #284, AZ’s Birthday Hash @ Evergreen Cafe May 18 @ 6:30 pm It’s May!!!!! That means it’s Anal’s birthday month!!!! Cum out to the Evergreen Cafe to get obnoxious with Anal, Cuffed, and Smitten. These three hares scoured the earth to find a trail worthy of birthday[...] | DS #95 – Snatch Rabbit Jousts Jesus 6:30 pm DS #95 – Snatch Rabbit Jousts Jesus @ Jekyl & Hyde May 19 @ 6:30 pm Hares: Snatch Rabbit and Jousting with Jesus What: DS #95 Where: Jekyl & Hyde, 140 S 18th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203 When: May 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm Why: To run a[...] | ||||
| Hash #2071: WEINERS IN MAY! ICP’s Weiner Extravaganza 12:00 pm Hash #2071: WEINERS IN MAY! ICP’s Weiner Extravaganza @ Boyce Park Eagle Shelter May 21 @ 12:00 pm Eagle Shelter at Boyce Park. 40.471214,-79.752531 Noon start on out at 12:30 ish. I repeat 12PM!!! noon, high noon, apex, midday, noontide, noontime, twelve o’clock, meridian, noonday, twelve noon. Get ready to soar like an[...] | TN@ #86: Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm TN@ #86: Schoolhouse Cock @ The Independent Brewing Company May 24 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm I was inspired by IFT’s beautiful flower-focused run last month. I’m hoping we can catch some blossoms. The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.[...] | ICH3 #19 IFT brings The Magic 8 Ball Part Deux 6:30 pm ICH3 #19 IFT brings The Magic 8 Ball Part Deux @ Take a Break Bar May 26 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm  https://youtu.be/Hezlz56mf2c Everyone loved the Magic 8 ball so much that IFT had to bring it back to yinz for another trail. The Magic 8 ball will determine trail. Will there be beer? Yes, definitely. Does[...] | ||||
| Hash #2072, Folker 2:00 pm Hash #2072, Folker @ Mingo Shelter, Settler’s Cabin Park May 28 @ 2:00 pm Hash #2072 Hare: Folker 2 PM, Sunday, May 28 Mingo Shelter, Settler’s Cabin Park 40.429531, -80.161079 | Memberberry Day Bash 2:00 pm Memberberry Day Bash @ Casa de Crack May 29 @ 2:00 pm Join Crack Filler for a fun Memberberry Day BASH. Trail will be flat – as in no big hills at all. Estimate less than 12 miles, so easy distance between stops. Terrain will include mostly[...] |
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.
Come on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!
Trail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?
Contact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late!)
–2 tables to set out all the beer
–2 canopies, so we’re shaded
–small cups to hand out
–tarp and rope to make a makeshift pee place
Acclamation is doing another run of our Pittsburgh H3 Hash beer, so let’s go do some drinkin’!
We’ll meet at Inner Groove in Verona around 5:30. After that, we’ll wander up to Acclamation for We Run for Beer, our Hash beer. Then we’ll meander back down to Cellar Works.
Inner Groove is supposed to have a food truck, or we’ll do some food after–whatever the group is feeling. Bring your money and ID. See ya in Verona!
Welcome back!
What: First P3H3 trail of 2023!
When: 5/13/2023 @ 2pm
Where: Four Mile Run Parklet (next to Big Jim’s)
Why: Because it’s been too long
Hare: Sticky With Hope
We will have a shiggy trail with a cook out to follow @ Sticky’s house.
If you’re a mother or know one, you’re in luck because it’s Mother’s Day and she would like nothing more than to see you happy and in Harmony. That’s Harmony Borough to be exact, a little place next to Zelienople with a nice creek and gentle rolling hills. It’s a quick jog down I79 to 100 Perry Highway, Harmony PA 16037. From ‘Zillie’ turn left into a small strip center after crossing the bridge on Rt 19. Look for hashers. Meet at 2:00, on out by 2:30. Your hares SleE-Z Pass and Bush Snapper have it all figured out (or will, maybe, by then). You might want to bring a pair of gloves in case there’s a rope involved but that’s not guaranteed. Easy trail, hardly any of the bad shiggy – just the good stuff. Dogs on trail should be OK but leashed when on pavement or in a bar (duh). Remember: If it wasn’t for your mother, you’d be a spot of…uh well, you know.
It’s May!!!!! That means it’s Anal’s birthday month!!!!
Cum out to the Evergreen Cafe to get obnoxious with Anal, Cuffed, and Smitten. These three hares scoured the earth to find a trail worthy of birthday celebrations, so, of course, that meant starting out of the Evergreen.
You will need a headlamp and tick spray. You could wear trail shoes, but it’s not a must. You will need cash because Evergreen is cash only. If you get there a bit early, they have $4 Trulys and tacos. Trail is not doggo-friendly; the Evergreen is not either.
Hares: Snatch Rabbit and Jousting with Jesus
What: DS #95
Where: Jekyl & Hyde, 140 S 18th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
When: May 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Eagle Shelter at Boyce Park.
40.471214,-79.752531
Noon start on out at 12:30 ish. I repeat 12PM!!! noon, high noon, apex, midday, noontide, noontime, twelve o’clock, meridian, noonday, twelve noon.
Get ready to soar like an eagle and float like a weiner. Come join us as we celebrate Weiners in May! Enjoy beautiful trails and handfuls of weiners. Trail is doggo friendly and human friendly. Trail shoes are not a must but it wouldn’t hurt, you could do it in flipflops if you wanted, but I wouldn’t. Poison ivy is a thing but I can’t count leaves past 2 so good luck. BOYB at the start (no glass bottles), trail beer and on after on us. The apres will be at the pavilion where you will be served shrimp and lobster.
Hares: ICP, AZ, and Zipper Ripper.