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Hash #2112 St. David’s Day Hash #23 w/ Whiff & Gooey Decimal 6:30 pm
Hash #2112 St. David’s Day Hash #23 w/ Whiff & Gooey Decimal @ Lolev Brewing
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm
Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit, to honor St. David, the patron saint of Wales, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it[...]
PITT #310, Bitchin Heat & Pearl Necklace 6:30 pm
PITT #310, Bitchin Heat & Pearl Necklace @ Red's Good News
Mar 7 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace When: March 7th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: Red’s Good News, 542 Brookline Blvd, Pittsburgh, PA 15226 Trail shoes: Shiggy: Bug spray: Doggo friendly: Parking: Hash cash:[...]
Dark Side 105 – Prat Style Pick Up With Jinkies 6:30 am
Dark Side 105 – Prat Style Pick Up With Jinkies @ email Jinkies @ for start location
Mar 8 @ 6:30 am – 10:30 am
This months Dark Side will be more laid back. It will be a prat style pick up, but rather than checking the pole email Jinkies @ for the start location. Start: 6:30. On Out[...]
Hash #2113 No Code 2:00 pm
Hash #2113 No Code
Mar 10 @ 2:00 pm
Hash #2114, Squirreleo Springs Forward Trail 2:00 pm
Hash #2114, Squirreleo Springs Forward Trail
Mar 17 @ 2:00 pm
The March 17th, Beerthday Chili Cook-Off Trail!!! Last year, around this time, a few aging beerthday hashers laid a trail for you half minds, which included a chili cook-off, and miraculously everyone survived. Well, we’re[...]
PITT #311, Assatope 6:30 pm
PITT #311, Assatope @ D's Six Pack and Dogs
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Assotope, Zoo Goo, Just Meredith When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs 1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218 Trail shoes: I would wear shoes with a[...]
Hash #2115, Moon’s birthday!!! 2:00 pm
Hash #2115, Moon’s birthday!!! @ Iron City Brewery
Mar 23 @ 2:00 pm
Moon’s Big March Maddness Beerthday SATURDAY. MARCH 23RD at 2pm Iron City brewery 150 Ferry St, Creighton, PA 15030 Bring extra socks
Moon’s Birthday Bicycle Bash 12:00 pm
Moon’s Birthday Bicycle Bash @ Sly Fox Highline
Mar 24 @ 12:00 pm
Come on out to an EZ March BASH at SLY FOX Brewery 46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203 Moon and Crack Filler will lay trail that should be bashable by all bikes. Mostly flat[...]
TN@ #96: Heart On 6:30 pm
TN@ #96: Heart On @ Sweet Pea's Convenience Store
Mar 27 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
Come join Heart on for a little pavement pounding around Westview and Ross. If you come with low expectations you will not be disappointed. Meet at 6:30 for cheap beer and wine at the local[...]
Hash #2116, Pick up trail!! 1:00 pm
Hash #2116, Pick up trail!! @ Trace Brewing
Mar 30 @ 1:00 pm
Cum out and play with Anal! Let’s do a pickup out of Trace Brewing! You may end up haring. Who knows? There may even be Easter eggs and some Easter candy! Wear some bunny ears.[...]

Hash #2116, Pick up trail!! @ Trace Brewing
Mar 30 @ 1:00 pm

Cum out and play with Anal! Let’s do a pickup out of Trace Brewing! You may end up haring. Who knows? There may even be Easter eggs and some Easter candy!

Wear some bunny ears. Have a good time. Bring your ID and money. Start and stops will be contra. AZ has you covered for circle beers.

Saturday. 1:00. Sat @ 1. Sabado a uno. 1:00 pee em on Saturday.

PIT #312, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Egghead's Saloon
Apr 4 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: April 4th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Egghead’s Saloon. 1162 Brookline Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them
Shiggy: There is some prickly shiggy.
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt.
Doggo friendly: We recommend dogs stay home, but send the hares a message if you want to bring your dog and we can let you know the 2 parts of trail that may be challenging then you can decide for yourself.
Parking: Plenty of parking on Brookline. Please don’t be a dick by parking in the bar’s parking lot.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins. Bar is cash only so make sure you bring more than $5.

Hash #2117, GREEN DRESS!! @ The YMR Club
Apr 6 @ 2:00 pm

Hare: Porn Again

Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.

This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.

Event details:
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.

Potluck Link

Green Dress Run

Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer

Rego link:

DS#106 – DarkSide Marathon @ TBC and Cockles House
Apr 13 @ 11:00 am

What: DarkSide Marathon
Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
Why: To push ourselves harder and longer, but only partially in the dark this time!

The basics:  We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours, with activities to keep us active!

Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food, cornhole, etc

Meet at 11am
Review routes, get situated, get ready
11:30ish: Out and back, the long leg
After that, 1 mile every 30 minutes

PGH Hash, meet at 2pm, on out at 2:30pm sharp!! Hash cash is $5

Hash cash: $20 This covers beer, food, games, beer making, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.

Also, for each mile that you don’t do, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity, which is World Central Kitchen:

Hash #2118 PGH/DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 13 @ 2:00 pm

Same as last year, we’re doing the PGH hash in the middle of the DS marathon event.

When:  2pm, on out at 2:30pm SHARP!!

Hash cash is $5

Where:  3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

PITT #313, Cuffed and Battered & El Cock
Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Cuffed & El Cock & PNC Spank
When: April 18th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Evergreen Cafe
Trail shoes: Eh, probably.
Shiggy: 4/10
Bug spray: YES
Doggo friendly: Yes, but they must be leashed. The Evergreen is not dog friendly.
Parking: Right outside on Penn Ave. Park at your own risk.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Join us at a place we’ve never been to (The Evergreen) with exotic food you’ve never had (tacos) through a neighborhood uncharted (Pt. Breeze) with hares you’ve never met (Cuffed, El Cock and PNC Spank). Weather is going to be lovely, so arrive early for parking (really, just park on Carnegie Pl.) and tacos, and get ready for a lovely stroll around the neighborhood.
Ticks are real, spray accordingly.
Hash #2119 F ‘Dis @ Cornerstone Restaurant & Bar
Apr 21 @ 2:00 pm

Trail shoes: not necessary
Shiggy: 3/10
Bug spray: there are always ticks??
Doggo friendly: yes
Parking: street parking available, but maybe double check the permit signs, etc. There is a park with public parking across the street.

Good news everyone, F Dis’ first solo hare experience is here! Once again, due to a series of interesting life choices, she’ll be screwing up two trails in one week. Is this a good week to travel hash? Yes. If you’re stuck here, come meet at Cornerstone Restaurant & Bar in Aspinwall!

Also it’s 4/20ish, so the snacks will be on point.

Questions? F Dis: 508-768-7996

TN@ #97: F Dis @ Park Place Pub
Apr 24 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Join F Dis on her first Tn@ trail! We’ll start out of the shittiest bar available in the area, Park Place Pub. Come run around Highland Park and if F Dis can get her shit together, there will be baked goods and food at circle. Plenty of street parking in the area. Route and circle is dog friendly, but probably not the start bar.

Questions, F Dis: 508-768-7996

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.
tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.
Hash #2120 Folker @ Fireside Public House
Apr 28 @ 2:00 pm

It’s a hash!


Doggo friendly.
Please park on the left side of the restaurant, or in the disused lot next door, to leave the right side open for their regular customers.

PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's
May 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Porn Again & Scrum

When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Trail shoes:
Bug spray:
Doggo friendly:
Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side of Pittsburgh as we celebrate a decade of hashing and friendship with the dynamic duo of Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian! It’s not just any hash run; it’s a monumental milestone, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and of course, plenty of beer.
What to Expect:
A Hash Run Like No Other: Get ready to traverse the iconic hills of Pittsburgh like a seasoned hasher. With Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian leading the way, expect twists, turns, and plenty of surprises along the route. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newbie, this hash run promises excitement for all.
Celebrating 10 Years of Friendship: Raise your glasses and toast to a decade of hashing memories, shared adventures, and unwavering friendship. From the first beer to the last hill conquered, every step of the way is a tribute to the bond that keeps this hashing community thriving.
Beer, Beer, and More Beer: What’s a hash run without some ice-cold brews? Garvey’s will be fully stocked with your favorite beverages to fuel your journey. Whether you prefer a classic lager or something a bit more adventurous, there’s a beer for every palate.
No Dippy’s Allowed: Remember, folks, the golden rule of this hash run is simple: No Dippy’s Allowed. Leave the negativity at home and embrace the spirit of camaraderie and fun. After all, hashing is about coming together as a community and enjoying the thrill of the run.
Important Details:
Attire: Dress comfortably for the run, but don’t forget to show off your hashing spirit with your most outrageous attire. The more eccentric, the better!
Registration: There’s no need to sign up in advance. Just show up at Garvey’s ready for an unforgettable adventure.
Safety First: While we encourage you to push your limits, please remember to drink responsibly and look out for your fellow hashers. Safety is paramount, so let’s make sure everyone has a great time while staying safe.
After-Party: The celebration doesn’t end when the run does! Stick around after the run for an epic after-party at Garvey’s, where the festivities will continue late into the night.
Don’t miss out on the hash run of the year! Join us at Garvey’s as we honor Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian’s remarkable journey and raise a glass to many more years of hashing adventures. See you on the hills!
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