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| PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail 6:30 pm PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's May 2 @ 6:30 pm Who: Porn Again & Scrum When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere:Trail shoes:Shiggy:Bug spray:Doggo friendly:Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side[...] | ||||||
| Marathon Beer Stop 2024 9:00 am Marathon Beer Stop 2024 @ The Church Brew Works May 5 @ 9:00 am What to expect: Meet outside Church Brew Works Cum and enjoy cheering on all the r*nners at our marathon beer stop! Some of our own will be out there sweating and working[...] | Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail 6:30 pm Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail @ Aslin Beer Company May 6 @ 6:30 pm Hares: ICP and Porn Again Christian “Cheers to the Finish Line: A Hash House Harriers’ Trail of Beer and Relaxation” Welcome, weary runners, to the trail of blissful recovery! As Hash House Harriers, we know[...] | Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock @ Squirrel Hill Cafe May 9 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm Hares: Schoolhouse CockStart: 6:30On Out: 7:00What: DS 107Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)Where: Squirrel Hill Cafe, 5802 Forbes AvePittsburgh, PA 15217Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! As I[...] | Hash #2122 Knives in May 2:00 pm Hash #2122 Knives in May @ Steel City Sports Bar & Grub May 11 @ 2:00 pm Knives in May, a throwback to quarantine times. When trail existed for multiple days…you could do it on your own or with a few people. This will be a throwback to those trails. I’ll be[...] | |||
| May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace 2:00 pm May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace @ B-Y Park May 12 @ 2:00 pm Come out and join Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace for their BASH May 12th 2PM at B-Y Park Any bike should do. Maybe 20 miles of mostly flat crushed limestone and a bit of fire[...] | PITT #315, Anal Eaze 6:30 pm PITT #315, Anal Eaze May 16 @ 6:30 pm Who: AZ, TightE, MuffWhen: May 16th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Satalio’s on Mt. WashingtonTrail shoes: NahShiggy: A bitBug spray: AlwaysDoggo friendly: Couple tricky spots, but athletic dogs will be fine.Parking: StreetHash cash: $5.00 except[...] | |||||
| Hash #2123 MOON 2:00 pm Hash #2123 MOON @ Halftime Lounge May 19 @ 2:00 pm Halftime Lounge 1413 Cathell Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15236 Lots of shiggy, dog approved, light PI, cash and ID. | TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock May 22 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com | PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 8:00 pm PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 @ Schenley Oval May 23 @ 8:00 pm ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.[...] | ||||
| TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses 6:30 pm TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses May 29 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm Details cumming soon! | PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London 6:30 pm PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Velum Fermentation May 30 @ 6:30 pm Details Cumming Soon! | PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party 2:00 pm PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2 May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 11:59 am Pittsburgh Analversay Weekend 2024! Our Big Fat Greek Party Register on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024 Calling all hash goddesses and gods: You are hereby summoned to a weekend of merriment, debauchery, and spirits (beer) that would make[...] |
Hares: ICP and Porn Again Christian
“Cheers to the Finish Line: A Hash House Harriers’ Trail of Beer and Relaxation”
Welcome, weary runners, to the trail of blissful recovery! As Hash House Harriers, we know that after conquering the marathon, there’s nothing quite like the sweet reward of a cold beer and a tranquil trail to unwind. Lace up your shoes, grab your mug, and let’s embark on a journey of camaraderie, laughter, and, of course, beer.
Our post-marathon trail is a symphony of scenic beauty and liquid refreshment. Picture lush forests, babbling brooks, and open fields stretching as far as the eye can see. With each step, feel the tension of the race melt away as you immerse yourself in nature’s embrace.
But fear not, dear hashers, for this trail is not about breaking speed records or pushing your limits. No, it’s a leisurely stroll through the countryside, a chance to savor the simple pleasures of life. Take your time, enjoy the scenery, and revel in the company of fellow hashers who understand the true meaning of “work hard, play hard.”
And what better way to celebrate our accomplishment than with a well-deserved beer stop? Picture it: a cozy clearing adorned with blankets, cushions, and, most importantly, an array of ice-cold brews waiting to be savored. Whether you prefer a crisp lager, a hoppy IPA, or a smooth stout, there’s something for everyone to enjoy.
As the sun begins to set and the stars emerge overhead, we gather around the fire, swapping stories of triumph and tribulation from the marathon. Laughter fills the air, mingling with the crackle of flames and the clinking of mugs. This is what it means to be a hasher: to embrace the joy of running, the camaraderie of friendship, and the simple pleasure of a good beer.
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 107
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Squirrel Hill Cafe, 5802 Forbes Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
1. I will NOT scout trail. I won’t try to f— it up but if I do, oh well.
2. There will be nothing new or interesting on this trail except by accident (see #1 above).
3. I get 15 min head start for all legs of trail.
4. If you catch me, you have to give me a hug.
5. In the spirit of the Darkside marathon, trail will just be one big 6.9 inch loop that we run around for hours. For excitement, we can run in the opposite direction!!! And then we can debate which direction is better—fun!!!!
6. Smitten, who wants nothing to do with this trail, will know where we are going and (even though he has repeatedly asked not to have this responsibility and says I am making him afraid) will probably be what saves this trail from utter disaster.
7. I get to dress Jinkies up.
8. If you only get to half of 6.9, that still can be a lot of fun for a Thursday night.
9. There will be no IPAs at beer stops because ewwww.
10. Anyone who suggests PRATting this trail has to help me cohare (I’m looking at you ICP).
Shiggy: Some, I’m sure.
Dogs: That’s a hard one. We might go some places where you could get yelled at but if you’re okay with that, then yeah.
Questions: Contact Smitten. He will commiserate.
Come out and join Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace for their BASH May 12th 2PM at B-Y Park
Any bike should do.
Maybe 20 miles of mostly flat crushed limestone and a bit of fire road.
Bring saddlebag, or a backpack, or get a mule to carry your beerstop and circle beers.
Beers will be provided and distributed at chalk talk.
On in will have two open breweries.
Questions – Spinning Midget (412) 372-7652
When: May 16th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Satalio’s on Mt. Washington
Trail shoes: Nah
Shiggy: A bit
Bug spray: Always
Doggo friendly: Couple tricky spots, but athletic dogs will be fine.
Parking: Street
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Halftime Lounge
1413 Cathell Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15236
Lots of shiggy, dog approved, light PI, cash and ID.
Details cumming soon!
Details cumming soon!