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PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail 6:30 pm
PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's
May 2 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Porn Again & Scrum When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere:Trail shoes:Shiggy:Bug spray:Doggo friendly:Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side[...]
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PITT #315, Anal Eaze 6:30 pm
PITT #315, Anal Eaze
May 16 @ 6:30 pm
Who: AZ, TightE, MuffWhen: May 16th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Satalio’s on Mt. WashingtonTrail shoes: NahShiggy: A bitBug spray: AlwaysDoggo friendly: Couple tricky spots, but athletic dogs will be fine.Parking: StreetHash cash: $5.00 except[...]
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PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 8:00 pm
PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 @ Schenley Oval
May 23 @ 8:00 pm
ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.[...]
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PITT #305, Dawny Irish & ICP
Jan 11 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Dawny Irish & ICP
When: January 11th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Lolev
Trail shoes: Not needed, couldn’t hurt but Dawny scouted trail without them just fine.
Shiggy: 5/10
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt to dab some on.
Doggo friendly: Yeah but Lolev isn’t.
Parking: Street parking as far as the eye can see.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Ring in the New Year at the hash no one wanted to hare. Join ICP and Dawny Irish on the 1st trail of the year – 2 hares – 3 drop out hares (if they show up) and 4 …maybe 5 hills.
Should be warm enough, minimal shiggy, “a dog could do it” – ICP
There will be a food truck at Lolev but in case they are closed Dive bar is right down the road for your hangry needs.
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PITT #306, Shameless Cussy
Jan 25 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Shameless Cussy, Myhoganme & Zoogoo
When: January 25th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: J Goughs Tavern, 4213 Murray Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Trail shoes:
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Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
A write up is coming, but get your glitter, sequins and rhinestones ready.

Feb
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PITT #307, Hipster hash with Purple Princess, Frontal Discharge, and Just Maddy
Feb 8 @ 6:30 pm
Have you broken your hip following Moon, or training for the Pgh marathon? Do your friends identify you as a hipster? Do you like American Spirit Cigarettes, PBR, coffee, vinyl, vintage clothing, beards that put Porn Again Christian & Muff Warmer to shame?
Purple Princess, Just Maddy, & Frontal Discharge have painstakingly scouted over coffee, beer, & existential dread to deliver a trail worthy of complaining about yet somehow also envied by hasher & virgin alike. There will be ribbon. There will be expensive whiskey & coffee stops. There will be flour laid in various directions. One of the aforementioned is true.
Come to Hitchhiker in Sharpsburg, prelube, and enjoy. What to wear? No idea, I’m writing this in January, hopefully something warm but you do you. The road to shiggy ratio is about 85/15.
Questions/concerns…Purple Princess @412-432-9807
Lost/Lonely…Frontal Discharge @508-768-7996
Wish to discuss the dichotomy of hipsters vs hippies? Just Maddy @717-814-2941.
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PITT #308, Hoppy Hardwood & Abandon Shit @ Mario's Oakland Saloon
Feb 22 @ 6:30 pm

Trail shoes are encouraged, but not necessary. Trail will be walker friendly.
Unless the RA changes their mind, it looks like trail will be moist.
Trail should be dog friendly, but not sure about start bar.
Parking in the area is on street and probably pretty shitty.
If you want an on after recommendation, Mario’s is open until 2AM.

Feb
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PITT #309 off week Leap Year trail with El Cock @ Froggy's Bar
Feb 29 @ 6:30 pm

Who: El Cock & Shriveled in London
When: February 29th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Froggy’s Bar 4602 Liberty Ave.
Trail shoes: Not necessary
Shiggy: 0/10.
Bug spray: No trail shoes required, shiggy lsited as 0/10…
Doggo friendly: Trail definitely yes, unsure about bar.
Parking: This is a commercial business. We recommend checking the side streets for parking.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

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PITT #310, Bitchin Heat & Pearl Necklace @ Red's Good News
Mar 7 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace
When: March 7th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Red’s Good News, 542 Brookline Blvd, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
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Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

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PITT #311, Assatope @ D's Six Pack and Dogs
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Assotope, Zoo Goo, Just Meredith
When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs
1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218
Trail shoes: I would wear shoes with a bit of tread.
Shiggy: a bit
Bug spray: it’s getting warm again so go for it
Doggo friendly: there is 1 part that definitely isn’t but we may throw a T/E there
Parking: street parking where you can get it
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Despite Assotope’s best efforts, Zoo Goo made sure that Just Meredith’s virgin lay would be a dynamic trail that’ll probably be remembered for good reasons.
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PIT #312, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Egghead's Saloon
Apr 4 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: April 4th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Egghead’s Saloon. 1162 Brookline Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them
Shiggy: There is some prickly shiggy.
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt.
Doggo friendly: We recommend dogs stay home, but send the hares a message if you want to bring your dog and we can let you know the 2 parts of trail that may be challenging then you can decide for yourself.
Parking: Plenty of parking on Brookline. Please don’t be a dick by parking in the bar’s parking lot.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins. Bar is cash only so make sure you bring more than $5.

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PITT #313, Cuffed and Battered & El Cock
Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Cuffed & El Cock & PNC Spank
When: April 18th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Evergreen Cafe
Trail shoes: Eh, probably.
Shiggy: 4/10
Bug spray: YES
Doggo friendly: Yes, but they must be leashed. The Evergreen is not dog friendly.
Parking: Right outside on Penn Ave. Park at your own risk.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Join us at a place we’ve never been to (The Evergreen) with exotic food you’ve never had (tacos) through a neighborhood uncharted (Pt. Breeze) with hares you’ve never met (Cuffed, El Cock and PNC Spank). Weather is going to be lovely, so arrive early for parking (really, just park on Carnegie Pl.) and tacos, and get ready for a lovely stroll around the neighborhood.
Ticks are real, spray accordingly.
May
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PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's
May 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Porn Again & Scrum

When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where:
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Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side of Pittsburgh as we celebrate a decade of hashing and friendship with the dynamic duo of Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian! It’s not just any hash run; it’s a monumental milestone, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and of course, plenty of beer.
What to Expect:
A Hash Run Like No Other: Get ready to traverse the iconic hills of Pittsburgh like a seasoned hasher. With Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian leading the way, expect twists, turns, and plenty of surprises along the route. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newbie, this hash run promises excitement for all.
Celebrating 10 Years of Friendship: Raise your glasses and toast to a decade of hashing memories, shared adventures, and unwavering friendship. From the first beer to the last hill conquered, every step of the way is a tribute to the bond that keeps this hashing community thriving.
Beer, Beer, and More Beer: What’s a hash run without some ice-cold brews? Garvey’s will be fully stocked with your favorite beverages to fuel your journey. Whether you prefer a classic lager or something a bit more adventurous, there’s a beer for every palate.
No Dippy’s Allowed: Remember, folks, the golden rule of this hash run is simple: No Dippy’s Allowed. Leave the negativity at home and embrace the spirit of camaraderie and fun. After all, hashing is about coming together as a community and enjoying the thrill of the run.
Important Details:
Attire: Dress comfortably for the run, but don’t forget to show off your hashing spirit with your most outrageous attire. The more eccentric, the better!
Registration: There’s no need to sign up in advance. Just show up at Garvey’s ready for an unforgettable adventure.
Safety First: While we encourage you to push your limits, please remember to drink responsibly and look out for your fellow hashers. Safety is paramount, so let’s make sure everyone has a great time while staying safe.
After-Party: The celebration doesn’t end when the run does! Stick around after the run for an epic after-party at Garvey’s, where the festivities will continue late into the night.
Don’t miss out on the hash run of the year! Join us at Garvey’s as we honor Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian’s remarkable journey and raise a glass to many more years of hashing adventures. See you on the hills!
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