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PITT #311, Assatope @ D's Six Pack and Dogs

Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Assotope, Zoo Goo, Just Meredith
When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs
1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218

Trail shoes: I would wear shoes with a bit of tread.
Shiggy: a bit
Bug spray: it’s getting warm again so go for it
Doggo friendly: there is 1 part that definitely isn’t but we may throw a T/E there
Parking: street parking where you can get it
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

Despite Assotope’s best efforts, Zoo Goo made sure that Just Meredith’s virgin lay would be a dynamic trail that’ll probably be remembered for good reasons.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

Mar

Wed

TN@ #96: Heart On @ Sweet Pea's Convenience Store

Mar 27 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Come join Heart on for a little pavement pounding around Westview and Ross. If you come with low expectations you will not be disappointed. Meet at 6:30 for cheap beer and wine at the local gas station. Trail at 7. Trail beer,down downs, and light snacks on the hare. Sweet Peas 411 Perry Hwy, West View, PA 15229 is start location plenty of on street free parking across the street.

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.

PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com

Categories: Titties n@-H3

PIT #312, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Egghead's Saloon

Apr 4 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: April 4th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Egghead’s Saloon. 1162 Brookline Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them
Shiggy: There is some prickly shiggy.
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt.
Doggo friendly: We recommend dogs stay home, but send the hares a message if you want to bring your dog and we can let you know the 2 parts of trail that may be challenging then you can decide for yourself.
Parking: Plenty of parking on Brookline. Please don’t be a dick by parking in the bar’s parking lot.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins. Bar is cash only so make sure you bring more than $5.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

Sat

Hash #2117, GREEN DRESS!! @ The YMR Club

Apr 6 @ 2:00 pm

Hare: Porn Again

Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.

This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.

Event details:
$20
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.

Potluck Link

https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538

Theme:
Green Dress Run

Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer

Rego link:
https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ

Categories: Numbered Hashes Special Hashes

Sat

Hash #2118 PGH/DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House

Apr 13 @ 2:00 pm

Same as last year, we’re doing the PGH hash in the middle of the DS marathon event.

When: 2pm, on out at 2:30pm SHARP!!

Hash cash is $5

Where: 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

Categories: Numbered Hashes Special Hashes

PITT #313, Cuffed and Battered & El Cock

Apr 18 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Cuffed & El Cock & PNC Spank
When: April 18th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Evergreen Cafe
Trail shoes: Eh, probably.
Shiggy: 4/10
Bug spray: YES
Doggo friendly: Yes, but they must be leashed. The Evergreen is not dog friendly.
Parking: Right outside on Penn Ave. Park at your own risk.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

Join us at a place we’ve never been to (The Evergreen) with exotic food you’ve never had (tacos) through a neighborhood uncharted (Pt. Breeze) with hares you’ve never met (Cuffed, El Cock and PNC Spank). Weather is going to be lovely, so arrive early for parking (really, just park on Carnegie Pl.) and tacos, and get ready for a lovely stroll around the neighborhood.
Ticks are real, spray accordingly.

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

Wed

TN@ #97: F Dis @ Park Place Pub

Apr 24 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm

Join F Dis on her first Tn@ trail! We’ll start out of the shittiest bar available in the area, Park Place Pub. Come run around Highland Park and if F Dis can get her shit together, there will be baked goods and food at circle. Plenty of street parking in the area. Route and circle is dog friendly, but probably not the start bar.

Questions, F Dis: 508-768-7996

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.

tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.

PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com

Categories: Titties n@-H3

May

PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's

May 2 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Porn Again & Scrum

When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where:
Trail shoes:
Shiggy:
Bug spray:
Doggo friendly:
Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side of Pittsburgh as we celebrate a decade of hashing and friendship with the dynamic duo of Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian! It’s not just any hash run; it’s a monumental milestone, filled with laughter, camaraderie, and of course, plenty of beer.

What to Expect:

A Hash Run Like No Other: Get ready to traverse the iconic hills of Pittsburgh like a seasoned hasher. With Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian leading the way, expect twists, turns, and plenty of surprises along the route. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newbie, this hash run promises excitement for all.
Celebrating 10 Years of Friendship: Raise your glasses and toast to a decade of hashing memories, shared adventures, and unwavering friendship. From the first beer to the last hill conquered, every step of the way is a tribute to the bond that keeps this hashing community thriving.
Beer, Beer, and More Beer: What’s a hash run without some ice-cold brews? Garvey’s will be fully stocked with your favorite beverages to fuel your journey. Whether you prefer a classic lager or something a bit more adventurous, there’s a beer for every palate.
No Dippy’s Allowed: Remember, folks, the golden rule of this hash run is simple: No Dippy’s Allowed. Leave the negativity at home and embrace the spirit of camaraderie and fun. After all, hashing is about coming together as a community and enjoying the thrill of the run.

Important Details:

Attire: Dress comfortably for the run, but don’t forget to show off your hashing spirit with your most outrageous attire. The more eccentric, the better!
Registration: There’s no need to sign up in advance. Just show up at Garvey’s ready for an unforgettable adventure.
Safety First: While we encourage you to push your limits, please remember to drink responsibly and look out for your fellow hashers. Safety is paramount, so let’s make sure everyone has a great time while staying safe.
After-Party: The celebration doesn’t end when the run does! Stick around after the run for an epic after-party at Garvey’s, where the festivities will continue late into the night.

Don’t miss out on the hash run of the year! Join us at Garvey’s as we honor Scrum Guzzler and Porn Again Christian’s remarkable journey and raise a glass to many more years of hashing adventures. See you on the hills!

Categories: Numbered Hashes PITT-H3

May

PITT #315, Anal Eaze