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Jan
6
Fri
Fool Moon Hash! Man G’s 10-Year Analversary @ Ormsby Cafe
Jan 6 @ 6:30 pm
WHEN:  FRIDAY: January 6, 2023  6:30 PM
Where: Starting at Ormsby Ave. Cafe.    402 Ormsby Ave. PGH, PA 15210
On after at Moon & Rex’s house: 517 Ormsby St  Pittsburgh, PA 15210

There is plenty of parking behind his house on St Joseph St.

WHO:  ManGurglar, Defender of Peedom & Moon
WHAT TO BRING:  Headlamp, dry clothes (you never know), a drinking vessel, and cash. Trail is dog friendly.  The Bars & On after is not dog friendly.

 
WHY:  To celebrate 10 years of MANGURGLAR!!!! 
 
10 YEARS OF HASHING!?  Holy shit!   My hashing story is basically a Hallmark movie, only slightly less dramatic.   If I suddenly die, then it’ll really be a Hallmark movie, but hopefully, that doesn’t happen… at least for a few more years.  I have shit to do.  
 
Here’s my hashing story  —  After traveling for a year across the country with my sister, we heard about hashing.  Unfortunately, we never tried hashing on the road.   After moving back to PGH, I decided to go to one of the trails while my sister was visiting.   It was a Cream of Mushroom Trail on December 28, 2012.  Fool Moon the day after fresh snow.  It was freezing cold and a perfect night to hash. My sister, “Golden,” had been hashing in Pheonix, so she wasn’t a virgin.  We showed up to the start of the trail early, but no one was there, so we found a local bar in Mount Oliver to stop and grab a beer… we went into Moinks on Brownsville Rd., and the music literally stopped when we walked in.   So we played it cool, grabbed a six-pack, and quickly ran back into our car to drink before the start.  
 
The trail started, and we ran through the woods, we drank spiked hot cocoa on trail, and I fell on the ice after accidentally following someone named Peedom the wrong way through some school.  Trail finished with circle in Moon’s basement.  I quickly got drunk as I kept wearing my hat in circle.   Strip flippy cup started, and after a while, my sister (who was driving) wanted to continue the party back in Millvale, so she invited this Defender of Peedom character who was chatting me up to come with us along with Mushroom and a couple of other hashers.    The rest of the night is pretty blurry…  
 
Almost everyone in the hash had warned me about Peedom, but 10 years later, this Defender of Peedrom & I are somehow making it work.   We are married (on a fool moon) and have 2 beautiful but completely insane kids.  I’ve been involved in starting two new PGH kennels, traveled in Europe hashing, in various US cities, and on our honeymoon in Hawaii.  Our first child was even conceived at an interhash.   All of this amazing life is thanks to one drunken night in Mount Oliver.   
 
So join me in celebrating me and my 10 years and if you have a virgin to bring this is a good trail!   Time to create your own destiny!   Mount Oliver… where all your dreams come true! 
 
Trail will be mercifully short. It will also be cold, dark, and snowy, so dress appropriately and bring a light source. For the after party Moon has promised dancing, black lights, disco balls, foam, stripper poles, and a naked woman crashing into a gas station. Actually, he only mentioned having a party at his house with a black light, and I might have made up the rest. It’s going to be a good time.
 
Mar
7
Tue
Moon’s Fool Moon @ Brewdog Pittsburgh
Mar 7 @ 6:30 pm

Bring money, ID, a headlamp, and a sense of adventure. Meet up at 6:30. On-out at 7:00!

Apr
16
Sun
First Bash of 2023! @ Ormsby Cafe
Apr 16 @ 2:00 pm

Moon is haring the first BASH of the year.
Trail hould be suitable for any type of bicycle. There could be some hills, but you may be provided a ride up some of them.
Wear your helmet.
There will be hash/bash cash and cash/ID on trail needed.
Any questions – Moon 412 310 3741

May
29
Mon
Memberberry Day Bash @ Casa de Crack
May 29 @ 2:00 pm

Join Crack Filler for a fun Memberberry Day BASH. Trail will be flat – as in no big hills at all. Estimate less than 12 miles, so easy distance between stops. Terrain will include mostly paved trails, some gravel (super skinny tire riders be warned), some sidewalks and back streets. Low traffic ride. 2 beer stops and circle all on the hare. Apres at Crack Filler’s. Plenty of parking (pull straight in, not parallel) at 1018 Peralta St. 15212 Questions/Dumb comments: Crack Filler 724-612-5571

Jun
11
Sun
June Bash @ Duck Hollow
Jun 11 @ 2:00 pm

Who: TLC, Honeynut Squirreleo and you of course.

What: The last day of Love Your Burial Ground Week… Oh and we’ll also be doing a bicycle hash.

Where: Trail will start and end at Duck Hollow, that parking lot at the bottom of Old Browns Hill Road along the Monongahela River (40.414503, -79.916466)

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, June 11th. 2:00 Peee Ehm

Why: Because Squirreleo needed more things to complicate his life and TLC was stupid enough to agree to hare it with him.

Hash Cash: No hash cash but there is one bar stop that’ll be on you so bring cash or a credit card. Beer before, after and one beer stop is on the hares.

Details: TLC and Squirreleo have combined their half minds to come up with a quarter mind of a Bash. You’ll get to experience a ride that’s got it all: some nature, some city, some suburbia, some slum.

True trail is planned to be around 10 miles long. Squirreleo is not fond of hills but we live in the Burgh so a few mild hills are unavoidable.

There will be two “mountain bike / road bike” splits which will be marked with an “M/R” designation. The more interesting parts of trail are on the mountain bike portion and are suitable for mountain & hybrid bikes. So if you have the option, bring your more rugged bike.

We are trying to keep trail out of traffic but you skinny tire people make it difficult to completely avoid it. Expect some short portions where you’ll be sharing the road with cars; especially if you’re on a road bike.

Apres will follow at Duck Hollow; bring a lawn chair. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, we’ll watch you do stupid human tricks. So regardless of how you choose to Bash, you’ll be glad that you made it out to this one. Guar-On-On-Teed!

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318

Jul
8
Sat
July Blown Away BASH w/ Lips and Blow Pro
Jul 8 @ 2:00 pm

Join Blow Pro and Lips of Steel for a BASH.
On out 2:30PM
Trail will be ~12 miles of mostly low traffic roads with some packed limestone surface.
Hills, but not death marches.
Suitable for most any bike.
2 BN’s
No hash cash.
Question – Blow Pro
(636) 357-4547

Aug
26
Sat
Pedal Pittsburgh Prelube @ Roundabout Popup
Aug 26 @ 2:00 pm

Pedal PGH Prelube

Sat 26th 2PM

Roundabout Pop Up 1836 Oxline St, Pittsburgh, PA 15233

Trail will be mostly on paved bike paths. Suitable for any bike.

Bring ID, cash and CC, a lock, and helmet.

Questions Moon

(412) 310-3741

Crack Filler

(724) 612-5571

Oct
21
Sat
Pumpkin Splashed Latte Bash @ Federal Galley
Oct 21 @ 11:00 am

Join T-Boner and Moon on a City ride starting at Federal Galley. Mostly flat with a climb on the eagle portion. Bring cash I.D. and a well maintained bike and helmets please Tasty.

Nov
18
Sat
November Bash @ Duck Hollow
Nov 18 @ 12:00 pm
11/18/23
Noon
Duck Hollow
40.414110 -79.917080
Mixed surface and terrain,
Bring $ and a fiver.
Feb
24
Sat
February Bash – The Black Clap @ Allegheny City Brewing
Feb 24 @ 1:00 pm
Yeah, yeah. We’ve bashed from the Northside so many times. But ACB loves us.
This bash is good for any bike type, so buck up buttercup.
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