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Hares: Purple Princess, Pack My Fanny, Asscavator Masturbator
Follow Nike Road straight to the Montour Trail, bear left after the gate, up to the parking area.
Da Plane, Da Plane! Come and enjoy a short, flat, dry, & shiggy free trail! This trail will coincide with Dead Kennedys Fat Bike fest. There will be Fat Bikes galore, there will be shiggy, there will be planes in abundance.
Trail will end at the bike fest, and you all will meet some awesome former hashers, who in their old age and wisdom have decided that running a trail hared by Purple Princess (et al) isn’t in their best interest.
Sex advice, lonely, need a shoulder to cry on? Pack My Fanny…401-651-3378
Directions, shortcuts, beer location…Purple Princess 412-432-9807
Note: This is both a numbered hash and the February Fool Moon.
Impromptu, costumes encouraged.
Canceled due to Covid-19
Hash #1988.5
The Triumphant Return of the Full Moon Hash
(Easier, Shorter, and in the Moonlight)
Wednesday, October 20 – 6:30pm (on-out 7:00pm)
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and T-Bag (412-722-8470)
On-On + In: Hunter Blue’s, 2749 Noblestown Rd., Pgh. PA 15205
It’s high time for the Full Moon Trail to return to the schedule, and where better to start a Hunter’s Moon hash but Hunter Blue’s?
Trail is A-A and canine-amiable, except for inside the bar. Trail beer is on the hares but the start and apres brews and food are on you.
* Thanks to No Code for the tag-line.
The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash Monday, January 17 6:30pm, on out 7:00pm
Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)
On-on: Mugshots Cafe, 25 Walsh Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15205 (412-921-7474)
On this Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I have a dream that one day this kennel will rise up and hare a trail on every full moon, that every set of city steps will be traversed, that heights will be scaled, and that view checks will be available to all. I have a dream that hares will not be judged by the color of the flour they choose to lay but by the quality of beer they provide on trail. And when this happens, we will raise our voices in glorious, victorious song and cry, “Drink it down, down, down!” Yes, I have a dream.
Frosting-covered birthday details cumming soon!
It’s Election Day on Nov. 8, so vote early and often to get those ugly dogs out of office, but elect to run the Full Beaver Moon hash that night.
30 years ago on Nov. 10, 1992 I laid my first solo trail on my 38th birthday (“The 38 Special Shoot the Moon Hash”). The trail went well until the beer stop, where my friend who’d opened his backyard for us mentioned that the starting bar was a mere 6 blocks away and everyone blew off the second half of the trail. Come out this time to see if I’ve learned anything from that cock-up in the last three decades.
Trail is A-A and extremely dog friendly except for the bar (Koko had a blast scouting with me).
Special shortcut hints for any lazy Scorpio with proof of astrological sign.
There is plenty of parking behind his house on St Joseph St.