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Friday the 13th
DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets
By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
401-651-3378
ICH3#25 Beets the shit Outta the North Side
Friday November 17th is World Vasectomy day. So, if you’re participating, enjoy your time at home on the couch icing your balls.
If not, Cum hang out with Beets & The Iron City Hash House Harriers for a fun Friday romp through the North Side.
Trail will be mostly flat & shiggy free.
You can walk if you like, but that will leave you with less time at the beer stops.
Bring money for contra beerstops.
It wouldn’t hurt to have a fleshlight.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City”
Are you feeling bored and blue this Christmas? Do you wish you could escape the family drama and the endless shopping? Do you have a pair of big balls that you’re dying to show off? Then join us for the most disappointing mandatory Christmas holiday hash trail/bar crawl ever! We’ll start from Mitchell’s bar downtown, where you can enjoy a pint of flat beer and a stale mince pie. Then we’ll run around the city, following a trail of flour and chalk that leads to nowhere. Along the way, we’ll stop at some of the worst pubs in town, where you can drink more cheap booze and sing some off-key carols. It’s the perfect way to ruin your festive mood and make you wish you stayed home. So don’t miss this opportunity to have a miserable time with us.
Three Cheers for Iron City!!!
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Bring cash for Contra stops.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
ICH3#27 IFT’s birthday trail
IFT has a marvelous evening complete with beer, dive bars, and typical hash shenanigans for all attendees. This will be her birthday hash so bring Gifs, a fleshlight, money for contras, a good attitude, and maybe a light jacket. (It’s January after all)
More details to cum
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
Does Zoo Goo really have a bar in her garage? Only one way to find out! C’mon out for this virgin Tn@ haring.
Trail will be dog friendly.and relatively shiggy-free. $5 hash cash.
Join F Dis on her first Tn@ trail! We’ll start out of the shittiest bar available in the area, Park Place Pub. Come run around Highland Park and if F Dis can get her shit together, there will be baked goods and food at circle. Plenty of street parking in the area. Route and circle is dog friendly, but probably not the start bar.
Questions, F Dis: 508-768-7996