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Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: Tight E and Muff
Where: Emmsworth, PA
Details: Many fine features will leave you loving this trail. It’ll be fun! It’ll be different! It’ll be…quarantine style. Bring a knife! This is the last full quarantine trail.
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Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: Cuffed And Sphincter
Where: Rennerdale
Details: Quarantine slots available from 10:00am until 1:00pm. Pack leaves at 2:00pm.
**Would a pirate lie?
***Seriously, who writes this shit? True trail is ~6 miles, with some hefty hills early on and plenty of mud and shiggy. But it’s worth it to see the sights of Rennerdale.
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hares: Anal Eaze and Shameless Cussy
Where: Heidelberg Park
Details: This is a Saturday trail. There will be quarantine slots from 10:00am to 1:00pm. The whole pack takes off at 2:00pm.
For your final Knives in May trail, we’re heading on over to Heidelberg for ANAL’S BIRTHDAY TRAIL!!! Cum and help Anal celebrate by trailing through Heidelberg! Although there are no official apres afterward, you will be very close to three breweries and one meadery, so clear your schedule for the day, bring your brewery stamp book, and don’t forget your knives!!!
Beer is BYOB for start. Beer will be provided for stops and circle.
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Hash #1988.5
The Triumphant Return of the Full Moon Hash
(Easier, Shorter, and in the Moonlight)
Wednesday, October 20 – 6:30pm (on-out 7:00pm)
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and T-Bag (412-722-8470)
On-On + In: Hunter Blue’s, 2749 Noblestown Rd., Pgh. PA 15205
It’s high time for the Full Moon Trail to return to the schedule, and where better to start a Hunter’s Moon hash but Hunter Blue’s?
Trail is A-A and canine-amiable, except for inside the bar. Trail beer is on the hares but the start and apres brews and food are on you.
* Thanks to No Code for the tag-line.
The MLK Full Wolf Moon Hash Monday, January 17 6:30pm, on out 7:00pm
Hare: Whiff (412-979-3314)
On-on: Mugshots Cafe, 25 Walsh Rd, Pittsburgh, PA 15205 (412-921-7474)
On this Martin Luther King Jr. Day, I have a dream that one day this kennel will rise up and hare a trail on every full moon, that every set of city steps will be traversed, that heights will be scaled, and that view checks will be available to all. I have a dream that hares will not be judged by the color of the flour they choose to lay but by the quality of beer they provide on trail. And when this happens, we will raise our voices in glorious, victorious song and cry, “Drink it down, down, down!” Yes, I have a dream.
Frosting-covered birthday details cumming soon!
It’s Election Day on Nov. 8, so vote early and often to get those ugly dogs out of office, but elect to run the Full Beaver Moon hash that night.
30 years ago on Nov. 10, 1992 I laid my first solo trail on my 38th birthday (“The 38 Special Shoot the Moon Hash”). The trail went well until the beer stop, where my friend who’d opened his backyard for us mentioned that the starting bar was a mere 6 blocks away and everyone blew off the second half of the trail. Come out this time to see if I’ve learned anything from that cock-up in the last three decades.
Trail is A-A and extremely dog friendly except for the bar (Koko had a blast scouting with me).
Special shortcut hints for any lazy Scorpio with proof of astrological sign.
There is plenty of parking behind his house on St Joseph St.