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2:00 Pre-lube 2:30 On-Out
Meet at Valley Park, 1260 Abers Creek Road, Monroeville PA 15146
Park your car next to the soccer field and the skateboard arena.
Please bring a Camp Chair, football, Frisbee, lawn darts, dinner plate, utensils, and Hash Cash.
This will be a relatively shortish, all shiggy – all the time, eminently runnable trail.
(Hares not responsible for thunderstorms and localized flooding.)
Join the fearsome threesome of Major Pecker, Cox Stroker and Oinkgasm for a well-lubricated good time.
What: The Liquher Squirreleo Cookie, End Of Summer Hash #1896
Where: Casa D’ Liquher Cookie – 1214 Cloverfield Drive, 15227 (trail is A to A)
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday! September 22nd, 2:00Pee Ehm.
Your Hares: Liquher Cookie & Honeynut Squirreleo
It’s the last day of summer so what better way to celebrate than joining your beloved Hash family for a day of trail and debauchery. Trail will be short, flat, and easy (just like yer last girlfriend). It‘ll be mostly wooded trail blazing; could include cliffs, police lines, ropes, homeless camps, garbage dumps, tunnels, mud, muck, poison ivy, jaggers, jag-offs, broken glass, snakes, spiders, little furry animals, shots, beer and probably zero dead bodies! After a Mega Hash weekend, getting lost on this trail will be like you won the lottery (but you can’t find the ticket).
The Après will be held at Liquher Cookie’s palace. There will be plenty of beer. There will be haute cuisine. There may be a chair for you to sit on; or maybe not… lawn chairs and drinking vessels are encouraged.
NO HASH CASH. We’ll feed you, we’ll beer you, but we won’t bail you out of jail. So bring your credit card just in case.
Baby in a Backpack Friendly? ABSO-FREAKING-LUTLY NOT! If you love your child, care for their safety and want to avoid a CYS interview, please leave them with someone more responsible than yourself. I repeat, don’t bring your kid on this trail!!!
Fido Friendly? Trail is probably more Fido friendly than human friendly. So if your dog is well behaved and sociable, feel free to bring him/her along.
Dry Bag? Never a bad idea. Gloves for trail wouldn’t be a bad idea either.
So let the yard work and laundry sit for a day. Get grandma to watch the kiddies (if that applies to you) and cum on out to celebrate the fall equinox a day early. Enjoy a combination of scenic vistas, adventures in paradise, beer, food and comradeship that you won’t find anywhere else. If for no other motive, it’ll give you another reason to hate Squirreleo and love Liquher Cookie. GUAR-ON-ON-TEED.
Questions? Call Squirreleo: 412-737-2318
Hares away at 2:30.
Bamboo lounge is not fido friendly, and trail itself would be questionable since we’ll be following a few very busy roads.
Hare hotline 724.841.8348
Hared by Flicker and Bit ‘O’ Honey.
Make the 2nd left after driving in to the park entrance, to find hash parking.
$5 hash cash to help cover pre-trail, beer stops, and circle beer. Wear something, anything purple. A special trail feature could win you a special prize!
Apres at Gateway Grill
4251 Northern Pike
Monroeville PA 15146
Prepare to blaze a new trail. Someone is going home with a record. Bring your pioneering spirit, you might find yourself going in new and scintillating directions.
Hares: Whiff (412-979-3314) and MisterRogers(412-657-7845)
Apres: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Neville Island, PA 15225
Cum out for a shiggarific romp through MisterRogers’s Netherworld, where you’ll feel like Dorothy in Oz (“Vines, and jaggers, and burrs! Oh, my!”). The birthday boyz (Whiff – Nov. 10 and MisterRogers – Nov. 12) picked Kennedy Twp. for this trail because they’re two of the few crusters left in the hash who remember where they were when JFK was shot by John Wilkes Booth. This trail is not for pups or baby-papooses, depending on the level of hostility you bear for them, but it’s assured to earn the Flicker Seal of Approval. Huffing and puffing are guaranteed – what you blow down is your own business.
A dry bag, especially shoes, is highly recommended.
Hared by AC/DC and ABS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
The groom is wearing his best dress and the bride is wearing her best hash suit. The hares are getting married.
This. is. a Hash. Wedding.
Cum out, one and all: wear your best formal hash attire… be sure your hash best includes shiggy socks and tick repelent.
Trail is dog-friendly.
***Update: no hash cash. We will NOT be providing food, but Grist house always has a food truck….***
Hared by birthday babes Ogre Under, Rimshot, EZ 2 Please, and secret-not-present hare ABS (who will be on her honeymoon).
As villains, we will only provide you with the bare essential details:
Due to some truly evil inspiration we are revising our trail description.
1) PACK IS ON OUT AT 2:30 pm SHARP. Daylight savings time is a thing.
2) Wear shiggy socks. Wear shiggy shoes.
3) Trail A to A+
4) DRY BAGS highly encouraged, bag car leaving at 2:30 (so don’t be late).
5) Trail and On-After kinda dog friendly with conditions (no dogs at the contra stop, and no dogs in Ogre’s house, the back yard is fenced).
6) We are starting from the same place as last week’s trail BECAUSE WE ARE EVIL. It is a different trail tho.
7) All checks are backchecks.
8) $5 hash cash
MUHAHAHAHAAHAHAA. See you Sunday.