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| PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail 6:30 pm PITT #314: PA and Scrum’s 10-Year Hashiversary Trail @ Garvey's May 2 @ 6:30 pm Who: Porn Again & Scrum When: May 2nd @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere:Trail shoes:Shiggy:Bug spray:Doggo friendly:Parking: Burn Cars, Ride Bikes Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins Join us at Garvey’s in the vibrant south side[...] | ||||||
| Marathon Beer Stop 2024 9:00 am Marathon Beer Stop 2024 @ The Church Brew Works May 5 @ 9:00 am What to expect: Meet outside Church Brew Works Cum and enjoy cheering on all the r*nners at our marathon beer stop! Some of our own will be out there sweating and working[...] | Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail 6:30 pm Hash #2121 Beer Lover’s Trail @ Aslin Beer Company May 6 @ 6:30 pm Hares: ICP and Porn Again Christian “Cheers to the Finish Line: A Hash House Harriers’ Trail of Beer and Relaxation” Welcome, weary runners, to the trail of blissful recovery! As Hash House Harriers, we know[...] | Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm Dark Side 107 – Schoolhouse Cock @ Squirrel Hill Cafe May 9 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm Hares: Schoolhouse CockStart: 6:30On Out: 7:00What: DS 107Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)Where: Squirrel Hill Cafe, 5802 Forbes AvePittsburgh, PA 15217Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! As I[...] | Hash #2122 Knives in May 2:00 pm Hash #2122 Knives in May @ Steel City Sports Bar & Grub May 11 @ 2:00 pm Knives in May, a throwback to quarantine times. When trail existed for multiple days…you could do it on your own or with a few people. This will be a throwback to those trails. I’ll be[...] | |||
| May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace 2:00 pm May Bash With Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace @ B-Y Park May 12 @ 2:00 pm Come out and join Spinning Midget and Pearl Necklace for their BASH May 12th 2PM at B-Y Park Any bike should do. Maybe 20 miles of mostly flat crushed limestone and a bit of fire[...] | PITT #315, Anal Eaze 6:30 pm PITT #315, Anal Eaze May 16 @ 6:30 pm Who: AZ, TightE, MuffWhen: May 16th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Satalio’s on Mt. WashingtonTrail shoes: NahShiggy: A bitBug spray: AlwaysDoggo friendly: Couple tricky spots, but athletic dogs will be fine.Parking: StreetHash cash: $5.00 except[...] | May Bash with Purple Princess & Red Nipple Rising 2:00 pm May Bash with Purple Princess & Red Nipple Rising @ Park Place Pub May 18 @ 2:00 pm Boy howdy, it’s time to get them bikes out and enjoy the best of the East Side of da ‘Burg. Trail is 99% road, so any bike is good. Helmets preferred but not required. As[...] | ||||
| TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock 6:30 pm TN@ #98: Schoolhouse Cock May 22 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary. tn@ is a walker friendly kennel. PayPal: tnatpghh3@gmail.com | PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 8:00 pm PITT Beer Mile: spring edition 2024 @ Schenley Oval May 23 @ 8:00 pm ARE YOU READY FOR THE BEER MILE??? You can compete as an individual or as a 4-person relay! We’ll be following the official beer mile rules, so your beer has to be at least 5%.[...] | |||||
| TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses 6:30 pm TN@ – A Spotting Pre-Lube Trail (Manvitational): Divas and Goddesses May 29 @ 6:30 pm – 9:30 pm Details cumming soon! | PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London 6:30 pm PIT #316, Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London @ Velum Fermentation May 30 @ 6:30 pm Details Cumming Soon! | PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party 2:00 pm PGH-H3 Analversay Weekend 2024: Our Big Fat Greek Party @ Frazer Volunteer Fire Department #2 May 31 @ 2:00 pm – Jun 2 @ 11:59 am Pittsburgh Analversay Weekend 2024! Our Big Fat Greek Party Register on HashRego: https://hashrego.com/events/pittsburgh-analversay-weekend-our-big-fat-gr-2024 Calling all hash goddesses and gods: You are hereby summoned to a weekend of merriment, debauchery, and spirits (beer) that would make[...] |
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The March 17th, Beerthday Chili Cook-Off Trail!!!
Last year, around this time, a few aging beerthday hashers laid a trail for you half minds, which included a chili cook-off, and miraculously everyone survived. Well, we’re at it again. Sure it’ll be a different trail than you saw last year. And yes, it’ll be at a different location. But we abused you properly last year, then begged forgiveness with a kick-ass apres; what makes you think it’ll be different this year? So, with that, we present to you an entirely new shit-show of a PGH-H3 Trail: The 2024, Beerthday, Chili Cook-Off Hash!!!
Trail will be short, flat, dry and hares never lie. Shiggy level will be whatever it is, but expect something more than a merkin but less than a 70s porno. Prepare to be amused, abused, beered well and fed even better. The first beer stop will be on the hares, the second beer stop might be on you depending on if I can persuade them to be open. If so, beer will be on you (Fido will have to sit outside for this one). If not, we’ll provide a second beer stop; don’t expect Chimay. Whatever; be prepared with a few bucks or a credit card for the second beer stop just in case.
NOTE: Back by popular demand, get ready for another CHILI COOK-OFF!!!
If you think that your chili can compete, we invite you to bring a crockpot of your favorite recipe to the start of trail. We’ll keep it warm for you and provide the extra fixings for the on-after competition. Liquher Cookie is in charge of the contest, so you know it’ll be classy.
You don’t have to compete in the competition to do trail and enjoy some chili. You don’t have to do trail to compete in the competition. You don’t even have to do trail or compete in the completion if you just want to pimp and enjoy some chili. Everyone is welcome. Liquher Cookie will select a few, non-biased, judges to decide the winners. Prizes will include bragging rights; but more prestigiously:
• The winner of the BEST ALL-AROUND CHILI will be awarded ALL OF THE HASH CASH.
• The winner of the MOST UNIQUE CHILI gets a choice of either a really decent bottle of beer or an equally decent bottle of wine. Remember, the most unique chili can also win the best all-around chili and win both prizes.
• The RUNNER-UP OF THE BEST ALL AROUND CHILI will get the bottle that the winner of the most unique chili left for you. Either bottle will be something that you’ll be proud to share with a friend on a special occasion.
Good luck to everyone!
We pride ourselves on creating an experience that will allow you to tell stories that will “Wow!” your boring coworkers on Monday morning. Don’t disappoint them; be there to create your own story and be the object of jealousy for the week! GuarOnOnTeed!
Who: Plea Barkin, Liquher Cookie, Honeynut Squirreleo and you, of course.
What: A kick-ass Beerthday Trail and Chili Cook-Off Hash.
When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, March 17th. 2:00 Peee Ehm
Where: Trail will start and end at Casa de’Squirreleo (4422 Inland Ave, 15122).
Why: Because it’s what we do. And we like chili.
Hash Cash: $2.00. Your hash cash will be awarded to the winner of first place in the chili cook-off.
Parking: Please Don’t Park In Front Of The Corner House Across The Street From Casa de’Squirreleo… PARK ANYWHERE BUT THERE!
Dry Bag: Always a good idea. Clean shoes please if you’re coming to the apres. Bedroom slippers are encouraged. Bedroom robes are acceptable if you want to pay homage to the late, great, Hugh Heffner. Nudity is encourage if you think Heff would approve.
Fido Friendly: Yes. Fido can do trail and hang out in Squirreleo’s fenced-in backyard during the apres.
Virgin Friendly? That’s a questionable judgment call only you can make. If you think losing their virginity to Squirreleo is a good idea, then, of course, bring them along. Who am I to judge?
Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318
When: March 21st @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: D’s Six Pack & Dogs
1118 S Braddock Ave, Swissvale, PA 15218
Shiggy: a bit
Bug spray: it’s getting warm again so go for it
Doggo friendly: there is 1 part that definitely isn’t but we may throw a T/E there
Parking: street parking where you can get it
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Moon’s Big March Maddness Beerthday
SATURDAY. MARCH 23RD at 2pm
Iron City brewery
150 Ferry St, Creighton, PA 15030
Bring extra socks
Come on out to an EZ March BASH at SLY FOX Brewery
46 S 4th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Moon and Crack Filler will lay trail that should be bashable by all bikes.
Mostly flat and utilizing mostly bike lanes only.
Two contra stops.
Q’s
Moon 412 310 3741
Crack Filler 724 612 5571
Cum out and play with Anal! Let’s do a pickup out of Trace Brewing! You may end up haring. Who knows? There may even be Easter eggs and some Easter candy!
Wear some bunny ears. Have a good time. Bring your ID and money. Start and stops will be contra. AZ has you covered for circle beers.
TRAIL IS SATURDAY AT 1:00PM!!!
Saturday. 1:00. Sat @ 1. Sabado a uno. 1:00 pee em on Saturday.
Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: April 4th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Egghead’s Saloon. 1162 Brookline Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes: Suggested, but you could get by without them
Shiggy: There is some prickly shiggy.
Bug spray: Wouldn’t hurt.
Doggo friendly: We recommend dogs stay home, but send the hares a message if you want to bring your dog and we can let you know the 2 parts of trail that may be challenging then you can decide for yourself.
Parking: Plenty of parking on Brookline. Please don’t be a dick by parking in the bar’s parking lot.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins. Bar is cash only so make sure you bring more than $5.
Hare: Porn Again
Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.
This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.
Event details:
$20
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.
Potluck Link
https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538
Theme:
Green Dress Run
Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer
Rego link:
https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ