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It was an odd day as three harriettes ran down a hill with mojito legs, giggling. Where did they end up? Drunkenly deciding to lay a trail together, of course!

Cum join F Dis, BitchinHeat, and Just Kelly to r*n up and down hills and stairs with your own drunken legs and celebrate the Super Bowl No One Wants TM. Dress up in pink or red for Valentine’s Day or as Taylor Swift or, really, whatever you like. We’ll love you anyway and give you booze and stairs as gifts.

Did we know that it is Superb Owl day? Not until last week! So don’t expect any sports ball on trail (don’t worry – we’ll make sure to finish in time so you can watch the game afterwards).

Where: trail starts from Harold’s Haunt in Millvale

When: 2:00 meet, 2:30pm on out

Dogs: BiH would like more dog friends to pet, so, bring them along (dogs are not allowed at the start bar but ok elsewhere).

Shoes: Road is fine unless you are an eagle who is up for an adventure

Questions? Contact Bitchy at (908) 380-2629

Join us for another sloppy.

9 years ago ICP and Scrum signed up for Sloppy Seconds at a NYE party not realizing they would continue to keep it sloppy going.

Join us as we venture out of East End Brewing Company. You can expect sidewalks, streets, buildings, cars, crosswalks, shiggy, sights and sounds! There will be a contra stop so bring ID and maybe cash.

Trail shoes: You could do trail in Crocs
Shiggy: Minimum 2/10
Bug spray: 01/10
Doggo friendly: East End is, I am not sure about contra stop
Parking: East End has plenty of parking around.

Trail shoes are encouraged, but not necessary. Trail will be walker friendly.
Unless the RA changes their mind, it looks like trail will be moist.
Trail should be dog friendly, but not sure about start bar.
Parking in the area is on street and probably pretty shitty.
If you want an on after recommendation, Mario’s is open until 2AM.

So instead of making yinz cum south this year, we invite you to venture a little west instead!

Trail is at 1pm, on out 1:30ish.

Definitely need trail shoes and tick spray, please bring a change of shoes for after.

Trail is Logan approved (it’s his birthday too) and Coal Tipple is dog-friendly!

We have libations covered for trail and circle as well as herbivore and carnivore eats for after.

If you pregame at the brewery, please bring a few bucks for tips (they accept cards but only cash gratuity).

Who: El Cock & Shriveled in London
When: February 29th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Froggy’s Bar 4602 Liberty Ave.
Trail shoes: Not necessary
Shiggy: 0/10.
Bug spray: No trail shoes required, shiggy lsited as 0/10…
Doggo friendly: Trail definitely yes, unsure about bar.
Parking: This is a commercial business. We recommend checking the side streets for parking.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

Who: Bitch In Heat & Pearl Necklace
When: March 7th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Red’s Good News, 542 Brookline Blvd, Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Trail shoes:
Shiggy:
Bug spray:
Doggo friendly:
Parking:
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

DETAILS CUMMING SOON!

The March 17th, Beerthday Chili Cook-Off Trail!!!

Last year, around this time, a few aging beerthday hashers laid a trail for you half minds, which included a chili cook-off, and miraculously everyone survived. Well, we’re at it again. Sure it’ll be a different trail than you saw last year. And yes, it’ll be at a different location. But we abused you properly last year, then begged forgiveness with a kick-ass apres; what makes you think it’ll be different this year? So, with that, we present to you an entirely new shit-show of a PGH-H3 Trail: The 2024, Beerthday, Chili Cook-Off Hash!!!

Trail will be short, flat, dry and hares never lie. Shiggy level will be whatever it is, but expect something more than a merkin but less than a 70s porno. Prepare to be amused, abused, beered well and fed even better. The first beer stop will be on the hares, the second beer stop might be on you depending on if I can persuade them to be open. If so, beer will be on you (Fido will have to sit outside for this one). If not, we’ll provide a second beer stop; don’t expect Chimay. Whatever; be prepared with a few bucks or a credit card for the second beer stop just in case.

NOTE: Back by popular demand, get ready for another CHILI COOK-OFF!!!  

If you think that your chili can compete, we invite you to bring a crockpot of your favorite recipe to the start of trail. We’ll keep it warm for you and provide the extra fixings for the on-after competition. Liquher Cookie is in charge of the contest, so you know it’ll be classy.

You don’t have to compete in the competition to do trail and enjoy some chili. You don’t have to do trail to compete in the competition. You don’t even have to do trail or compete in the completion if you just want to pimp and enjoy some chili. Everyone is welcome. Liquher Cookie will select a few, non-biased, judges to decide the winners. Prizes will include bragging rights; but more prestigiously:

• The winner of the BEST ALL-AROUND CHILI will be awarded ALL OF THE HASH CASH.

• The winner of the MOST UNIQUE CHILI gets a choice of either a really decent bottle of beer or an equally decent bottle of wine. Remember, the most unique chili can also win the best all-around chili and win both prizes.

• The RUNNER-UP OF THE BEST ALL AROUND CHILI will get the bottle that the winner of the most unique chili left for you. Either bottle will be something that you’ll be proud to share with a friend on a special occasion.

Good luck to everyone!

We pride ourselves on creating an experience that will allow you to tell stories that will “Wow!” your boring coworkers on Monday morning. Don’t disappoint them; be there to create your own story and be the object of jealousy for the week! GuarOnOnTeed!

Who: Plea Barkin, Liquher Cookie, Honeynut Squirreleo and you, of course.

What: A kick-ass Beerthday Trail and Chili Cook-Off Hash.

When: Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, March 17th. 2:00 Peee Ehm

Where: Trail will start and end at Casa de’Squirreleo (4422 Inland Ave, 15122).

Why: Because it’s what we do. And we like chili.

Hash Cash: $2.00. Your hash cash will be awarded to the winner of first place in the chili cook-off.

Parking: Please Don’t Park In Front Of The Corner House Across The Street From Casa de’Squirreleo… PARK ANYWHERE BUT THERE!

Dry Bag: Always a good idea. Clean shoes please if you’re coming to the apres. Bedroom slippers are encouraged. Bedroom robes are acceptable if you want to pay homage to the late, great, Hugh Heffner. Nudity is encourage if you think Heff would approve.

Fido Friendly: Yes. Fido can do trail and hang out in Squirreleo’s fenced-in backyard during the apres.

Virgin Friendly? That’s a questionable judgment call only you can make. If you think losing their virginity to Squirreleo is a good idea, then, of course, bring them along. Who am I to judge?

Questions: Call or text Squirreleo 412-737-2318

Moon’s Big March Maddness Beerthday
SATURDAY. MARCH 23RD at 2pm
Iron City brewery
150 Ferry St, Creighton, PA 15030
Bring extra socks