PITT #283, Star Wars Wedding Trail

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away two half-minds agreed to go on a date based on their shared interest in beer and running, and now you all have to deal with the consequences.

Come on out to Zano’s for the Major and Two Birds May-the-Fourth/Cinco de Cuatro Wedding Hash Spectacular! Wear your best Star Wars/Arrested Development/Wedding attire and bring your lowest expectations!

Trail will be wookie and doggo friendly! Don’t forget a headlamp and trail shoes– who knows how long this nonsense will take?

Contact Major Pecker (732-757-9241) with any questions about trail, and get a hold of Two Birds if you find any better potential spouses! (It’s not too late!)