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Dec
1
Sun
Hash #1906 – Spermit @ South Park Club House
Dec 1 @ 2:00 pm

Is it a Salmon Permit, or a Sperm that’s a Hermit?  Find the answer this and other interesting questions.  No hash cash.

Trail is dog-friendly, but the bar is not. Trail and bar are baby-friendly. Maybe a water crossing…agile folks dry, not so agile one foot wet, no jumping ability, both feet wet.

Hare hotline: 412.833.5599

Dec
7
Sat
Hash #1907 – Porn Again Christian’s Festivus @ Casa de Caca
Dec 7 @ 12:00 pm

The days are getting longer and the tempers are getting shorter. There is a subtle taste of salt in the air. That must mean it’s almost time to celebrate Festivus. This year Cream of Mushroom and Porn Again Christian have teamed up to lay a trail of salt, sweat, and blood (no flour will be harmed in the laying of this trail). Trail will start sharply at 1pm. You will not want to be late for this. Trail will not be fiddo friendly in the least.

As per usual the hares will provide a few kegs, some food, and a place to party afterwards. If you are planning on partying in to the night I would recommend some backup beer for when the kegs are kicked. No hash cash but a small side dish or something would be awesome. New feets of strength are always accepted as well.

Gather at 12, on out at 1.

If any gimps out there want to drive the beer wagon holla at yo boi.

Dec
15
Sun
Hash #1908 – It’s Beginning to Look a Lot like Beer Near… @ White Eagle
Dec 15 @ 2:00 pm

Co-hared by Just Melissa and professor emeritus Honey Nut Squirreleo.

Are you ready to take off to the North Pole, where the beer is always cold? Trail should be dog friendly, probably even kid friendly. A few good girls and boys may get their stockings stuffed. Food a-plenty at on-after, $5 hash cash or else coal in your solo cup.

Dec
29
Sun
Hash #1910 – Homosexual Equine Cavorting @ Waffalonia Youngstown
Dec 29 @ 2:00 pm

Sup half-minds. Come one, come all (but probably few) to the first ever PGH hash to be hosted in, you guessed it – YOUNGSTOWN, OH. You can make here in an hour if you really put you’re heart into it. Safety third!

There was enough interest (kind of) and let’s be honest y’all needed hares. So join Geost Geoff and I for a mostly flat, doggo friendly, and mostly contra tour of Pittsburgh’s sister city.

On out and after will be at our house. We will have snacks and local beers.

I will also be reaching out to Akron and Cleveland? Idk. We are winging this real hard ???

Ps, there’s plenty of parking but y’all should car pool.

Jan
22
Wed
TN@#55: Ear of the Sperm and Dirty Gerbil @ Hop Farm Brewing Company
Jan 22 @ 6:30 pm

Let’s give Hop Farm some love for being excellent hosts for our NYE antics.
Gather at 6:30 PM and on out at 7:00 PM.

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.

Feb
19
Wed
TN@#56: Yeast Confectionz and Oodles of Dudes Noodles @ Broad St. Bistro
Feb 19 @ 7:00 pm
Welcome to Yeasty’s inaugural TN@ out of her home bar. Trail is A to A Prime.
We’re not saying where we are ending but Yeasty may live there.
On Out at 7:30 due to remote start location.
Head lamps, reflective gear, and specimen bags encouraged.
Trail is dog and small human friendly, The starting location not so much.
Small humans are allowed in the bar if they get a drink.

 

So come to end of trail hungry. Or bring to go containers.

One of the benefits to living with a chef. You say you’ll have hungry ladies at end of trail and he makes a vegetarian menu to include everybody!

TN@ trails happens every 28 days and are ladies only.
Mar
7
Sat
Hash #1921 – The Three Amigos Verdes @ Smokin' Joe's
Mar 7 @ 1:00 pm – 5:00 pm

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, and T-Bag.

Gather at 1, out at 2.

We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year.  The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

Hared by Cum On My Tits, HLT, WOH, and T-Bag.
We’ll be doing Green Dress a little different this year. The event will be just like a normal run, except…wait for it…people will wear Green Dresses.

There will be:
no rego………………….……yes green dresses
no hash cash……………….yes incoherent chalk talk
no charity……………….……yes trail including light shig
no food*………………………yes contra stop(s)*** BEER!
no puppers……………….….yes apres including silly songs and BEER!
no little leprechauns**……yes SHENANIGANS!

*If you want to order your own food from Smokin’ Joes before trail, they can plan for it to be ready for you when we return.
**One beer stop is not kid-friendly, the rest should be fine, but consider at your own risk. Trail is not stroller-friendly.
***Bring ID and $

Wondering if your shoes match your purse? Contact Moon
Other Questions? Good ?uck contacting the Hares

Mar
10
Tue
March Fool Moon – Purim Hash @ Squirrel Hill Cafe
Mar 10 @ 6:30 pm – 9:00 pm

Impromptu, costumes encouraged.

Aug
18
Fri
ICH3# 22 P-tear-her-dactyl @ Bulldog Pub
Aug 18 @ 6:30 pm – 11:00 pm

Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday night trail.

Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.

Expect to be disappointed.

Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.

Bring Virgins.

We never charge hash cash.

Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM

Sep
30
Sat
Hash #2090, Red Dress Run @ American Serbian Club
Sep 30 @ 12:00 pm

ìPGH-H3 Red Dress Run
A Dress Run Event (with Charity Raffle Auction)
\What: Red Dress Run to benefit NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness)
When: September 30, 2023 at 12:00pm
Where: American Serbian Club 2524 Sarah St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
Cost: $20.00
Hares: Dirty Gerbil and T-Boner
What to Bring: Potluck Item (see link below), Bring Item/Basket for Raffle Auction (information below)
TRAIL DETAILS: Slip into a beautiful red frock, so you can come out and run fancy with us! Your rego includes trail, beer and snacks on trail, and admission to the party afterward! Food will be potluck at American Serbian Club (ASC), so bring a yummy dish to share. Beer and liquor is on you at ASC. Bring your money and ID. There may be one contra stop on trail. More details soon. Right now, we do know there will be raffle baskets that you can bid on with awesome stuff in them, the opportunity to feel like a pretty princess for the day, some food, and beer!
BRING A RAFFLE ITEM DETAILS: As with many previous dress runs, there will be a raffle auction. The difference this time, is that YOU are bringing an item to auction off tem ot self-created basket). When you arrive at start, you’ll drop off your item and quickly label your raffle baggie with a title. Think of things that often sell at raffles: vino, vessels, gift cards, beauty items, etc. (Examples of past item/sbaskets raffled off in RH3 are:
**Also: Raffle baskets are always good fun, so make sure you have lots of cash in your pocket or brazier, so you can buy lots of raffle tickets and win awesome prizes.

DETAILS ABOUT POTLUCK:
Use the perfect potluck link to sign up/reserve what you will bring to our Red Dress Run.
https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XXAZ3738&welcome=1#
REGO LINK:

https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-red-dress-run-2023

DETAILS ABOUT NAMI:
All proceeds will go to raise money for NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness)
The National Alliance on Mental Illness (NAMI) is a United States-based nonprofit organization[1] originally founded as a grassroots group by family members of people diagnosed with mental illness. NAMI identifies its mission as “providing advocacy, education, support and public awareness so that all individuals and families affected by mental illness can build better lives” and its vision as “a world where all people affected by mental illness live healthy, fulfilling lives supported by a community that cares”.[2] NAMI offers classes and trainings for people living with mental illnesses, their families, community members, and professionals, including what is termed psychoeducation, or education about mental illness.[3][4] NAMI holds regular events which combine fundraising for the organization and education, including Mental Illness Awareness Week and NAMIWalks.[2]Funding comes from individual contributions, corporate sponsorships, events, and grants.[6] NAMI publishes a magazine around twice a year called The Advocate.[7] NAMI also runs a HelpLine five days a week.[8]

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