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PGH-H3: Millvale Drinking Practice! 6:30 pm
PGH-H3: Millvale Drinking Practice! @ Grist House
Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm
Since a hasher can never have enough practice, join us for drinking practice! Meets up at 6:30, starts at Grist House, will it go somewhere else? Who knows? Maybe, maybe not. Come and find out.
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Hash #2131: Furry Hash!! 12:00 pm
Hash #2131: Furry Hash!! @ Allegheny City Brewery
Jul 6 @ 12:00 pm
Time: Meet at NOON! On-out at NOON-THIRTY! Location: Allegheny City Brewery, 510 E. Ohio Street Hares: Anal Eaze, Shameless Cussy, and Cockle We’re going on safari! Anthrocon is happening this weekend, complete with the furry[...]
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Dark Side 109 – Asshole By Semen 6:30 pm
Dark Side 109 – Asshole By Semen @ TBA
Jul 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm
Hares: Asshole By SemenStart: 6:30On Out: 7:00What: DS 109Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)Where: TBAWhy: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
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PITT #319- Goat Hash! 6:30 pm
PITT #319- Goat Hash!
Jul 11 @ 6:30 pm
Cum get inebriated this thirsty Thursday for the Goat Hash with your hares Purple Princess, Pearl Necklace, and BitchinHeat!It’s the goat days of Summer and this trail has it all; goats, railroard tracks, playground… did[...]
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July Bike Hash AKA BASH with Crack Filler 2:00 pm
July Bike Hash AKA BASH with Crack Filler @ Helltown Taproom Strip District
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm
Unexpected change of plans. Come out and enjoy the nice summer weather on your bike. Trail will be 10-15 miles mostly flat and on bike trails, bike lanes, and back streets.Any bike will probably be[...]
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Hash #2132: Weiners in July! ICP, Analease, and Orgy Fairy 12:00 pm
Hash #2132: Weiners in July! ICP, Analease, and Orgy Fairy
Jul 14 @ 12:00 pm
Who: ICP, Anal Eaze, And Orgy Fairy.When: July 14th @ Noon on out at 12:30-12:45 ish.Where: Prospect Shelter @ Prospect Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15217 Trail shoes: You’ll be okay without them.Bug spray: Yes, ticks suck.Doggo[...]
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TN@ #100: Golden Girls Party! (Steph Infection, Ear of the Sperm, Swamp Bitch and Dirty Gerbil) 6:30 pm
TN@ #100: Golden Girls Party! (Steph Infection, Ear of the Sperm, Swamp Bitch and Dirty Gerbil) @ CADENCE+ Cellars Speakeasy
Jul 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
“Thank you for being a friend!” It’s finally time for tn@ to celebrate our 100th Trail and we’ll do it Golden Girls style! Please come dressed up as your very favorite Golden Girl– Dorothy, Blanche,[...]
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PITT #320- Off week PITT w/Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London 6:30 pm
PITT #320- Off week PITT w/Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in LondonWhen: July 18th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares awayWhere: Hazelwood Brewery (11 Tecumseh St.)Trail shoes: Probably not necessaryShiggy: 2/10 (?)Bug spray: Yeah, you can get Lyme anywhere these daysDoggo[...]
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Hash #2133: Tn@ 100th Trail Celebration, Six Cooter, Schoolhouse Cock (Manvitational) 2:00 pm
Hash #2133: Tn@ 100th Trail Celebration, Six Cooter, Schoolhouse Cock (Manvitational) @ The Abbey on Butler Street
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm
This is a SATURDAY trail. It is also a COSTUME trail. Wear PLATINUM.   Join TN@ for a MANVITATIONAL to celebrate our 100th trail. That’s 2800 days and 100 moon cycles since our founders dusted[...]
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PITT #321- Projectile Dog Shit & Abandon Shit 6:30 pm
PITT #321- Projectile Dog Shit & Abandon Shit
Jul 25 @ 6:30 pm
Ask not for whom the shit-bell tolls… it tolls for thee! Friends and fellow half-minds, this trail poses a simple question: just how much shittiness can you cram into a single trail? Your friendly neighborhood[...]
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PITT-H3 11th Analversary Weekend: His Dark Majesty 6:00 pm
PITT-H3 11th Analversary Weekend: His Dark Majesty @ Camp Davis
Jul 26 @ 6:00 pm – Jul 28 @ 6:03 am
Cum on out to the 11th Annual PITT Hash weekend. Prepare yourself with some dark gothy satanic styling, gay majesty, or any fantastic fusion of this double entendre. We’re goona love seeing what you come[...]
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Hash #2130: Moon’s Float & Bloat @ Acclimation Brewery
Jun 30 @ 12:00 pm

Meet up: 12:00pm, On-out: 1:00pm

Location: Acclimation Brewing, 314 Arch Street, Verona PA 15147
Hash cash: $5

IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS & DIRECTIONS: Some details for tomorrow’s float.
First drop your your boat, beer, life jacket at the Deer Creek boat launch.
Next get yourself to Acclimation Brewery at 12 noon. On out at 1. Cards only no cash.
314 Arch St, Verona, PA 15147. Trail with one beer stop back to the boats.
The first part of the float is upstream. Folks with inflatables will have to make friends with someone with a kayak to drag their soggy asses. I will provide rope. River current is less significant than any wind effects.

If you want to rent a kayak or paddle board(Cash only) contact me ahead of time about transportation to the launch.

Rex will be at the launch to watch the boats. If any one just wants to float please join her there.

Boats, floats, and your beer will be transported to put-in. Trail will end at put-in and the rest is up to gravity. $5 hash cash pays for transport back to start and 1 land-based beer stop. BYOB for floating. Dog-friendly only if your dog likes floating on boats.

You can bring your own floatation device or rent kayaks and paddle boards next door at 10.7 Marina.

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PGH-H3: Millvale Drinking Practice! @ Grist House
Jul 5 @ 6:30 pm

Since a hasher can never have enough practice, join us for drinking practice!

Meets up at 6:30, starts at Grist House, will it go somewhere else? Who knows? Maybe, maybe not. Come and find out.

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Hash #2131: Furry Hash!! @ Allegheny City Brewery
Jul 6 @ 12:00 pm
Time: Meet at NOON! On-out at NOON-THIRTY!
Location: Allegheny City Brewery, 510 E. Ohio Street
Hares: Anal Eaze, Shameless Cussy, and Cockle
We’re going on safari! Anthrocon is happening this weekend, complete with the furry parade!!! So bring your binoculars (or just your cell for fun pics) and help us find all the furry wildlife we can! There might even be a prize at the end of your furry adventure!
De-TAILS: Bring your money and ID because on-out and beer stops are on you. Circle beer is on the hares.
If you want to dress festive, feel free! We might find a little hill or two, but the shiggy index for this trail is damn near zero.
For on-after, ACB might have a food truck, or we can see what the crowds are like and what the pack is feeling.

Technically, trail is doggo friendly, but it’s up to you if Fido will freak out with a bunch of life-sized stuffed animals running around.
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Dark Side 109 – Asshole By Semen @ TBA
Jul 7 @ 6:30 pm – 10:30 pm

Hares: Asshole By Semen
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 109
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: TBA
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!

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PITT #319- Goat Hash!
Jul 11 @ 6:30 pm
Cum get inebriated this thirsty Thursday for the Goat Hash with your hares Purple Princess, Pearl Necklace, and BitchinHeat!
It’s the goat days of Summer and this trail has it all; goats, railroard tracks, playground… did I mention goats?
Expect to either see a goat, run like a goat, or be the G.O.A.T.
There will be an apres nearby the start covered by the hares.
Where?: Meet at Highland Park Elm Grove Shelter https://maps.app.goo.gl/Jm8jnsrNHGToVFsm8

When?: 6:30 meet; 7:00 hares away
BYO on-out beverage
Trail shoes and bug spray?: Goats would highly recommend this!
Doggo friendly?: Yes as long as they are athletic and dog friendly
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

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July Bike Hash AKA BASH with Crack Filler @ Helltown Taproom Strip District
Jul 13 @ 2:00 pm
Unexpected change of plans.
Come out and enjoy the nice summer weather on your bike.
Trail will be 10-15 miles mostly flat and on bike trails, bike lanes, and back streets.
Any bike will probably be fine.
Helmets are always recommended.
Bring cash, ID, and a lock.
Drink plenty of water
2 contra stops and pre lube are on you.
Circle beer by the hare.
The Northside Music Fest will be happening afterwards, so there will be fun, music, and plenty of food trucks nearby.
Free parking at Schiller School
Crack Filler 724 612 5571
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Hash #2132: Weiners in July! ICP, Analease, and Orgy Fairy
Jul 14 @ 12:00 pm
Who: ICP, Anal Eaze, And Orgy Fairy.
When: July 14th @ Noon on out at 12:30-12:45 ish.
Where: Prospect Shelter @ Prospect Dr, Pittsburgh, PA 15217
Trail shoes: You’ll be okay without them.
Bug spray: Yes, ticks suck.
Doggo friendly: Yes
Parking: Street Parking as far as the eyes can see.
Hash cash: Not required for this trail.
Come one come all and enjoy the second annually Weiners in July as we celebrate two hares birthdays! We have the Prospect Shelter revered for hashers so don’t worry about hiding that beer, we are legal! BYOB at the start but trail and on after beer will be covered. There will be food provided at the shelter as we bust out some wieners for some grilling. Hash cash will not be needed. If you want to bring a vessel to help reduce waste, please do. Trail is A to A and has plenty of parking.
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TN@ #100: Golden Girls Party! (Steph Infection, Ear of the Sperm, Swamp Bitch and Dirty Gerbil) @ CADENCE+ Cellars Speakeasy
Jul 17 @ 6:30 pm – 10:00 pm
“Thank you for being a friend!”
It’s finally time for tn@ to celebrate our 100th Trail and we’ll do it Golden Girls style! Please come dressed up as your very favorite Golden Girl– Dorothy, Blanche, Sophia or Rose!
Four tn@ founders and former GMs will lead you on a tour of wine bars while we celebrate 9 years of hashing with tn@. We are going to party like a bunch of old, sarcastic friends, but we will substitute their late night cheesecake with wine! (Although there will also be cake.)
Follow Steph Infection, Ear of the Sperm, Swamp Bitch and Dirty Gerbil for a romp through the Strip District.

Time: *Earlier than normal on out** Gather 430-630 pm for Happy Hour at Cadence. On Out at 6:30 pm.
Cost: Contra! No Hash Cash for this event! Hares will be covering Circle Bevies and some on-theme snacks
Shiggy Rating: 0
Doggo Friendly: No. Please leave your furry friends at home.
Theme: Golden Girls, bust out the caftan, lounge wear, shoulder pads and pearls!

The tn@ kennel is for anyone who identifies as female or non-binary.
tn@ is a walker friendly kennel.
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PITT #320- Off week PITT w/Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
Jul 18 @ 6:30 pm

Who: Hickey No Dickey & Shriveled in London
When: July 18th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Hazelwood Brewery (11 Tecumseh St.)
Trail shoes: Probably not necessary
Shiggy: 2/10 (?)
Bug spray: Yeah, you can get Lyme anywhere these days
Doggo friendly: Yeah, but make sure it isn’t too hot for them. Saw other people with dogs at the outside seating at the brewery, probably not allowed upstairs
Parking: Street parking in the area, you’ll figure it out
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins

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Hash #2133: Tn@ 100th Trail Celebration, Six Cooter, Schoolhouse Cock (Manvitational) @ The Abbey on Butler Street
Jul 20 @ 2:00 pm – 5:00 pm
This is a SATURDAY trail. It is also a COSTUME trail. Wear PLATINUM.

 

Join TN@ for a MANVITATIONAL to celebrate our 100th trail. That’s 2800 days and 100 moon cycles since our founders dusted the ground with our special sparkly women’s flour. We will start at The Abbey and drink our way across Lawrenceville.

 

To help us celebrate, we invite you to wear your best platinum….jumpsuit, pants, dress, wigs, we’ll take it all (just like women do). But those who show up underdressed for this special occasion will face the consequences.

 

Bring money for contra stops. No hash cash!

 

Trail will feature Puberty/Menopause splits. Those who want to bring their walkers and stumble from one bar to the next. Those who want a longer and harder trail….might get something resembling that.

 

And in the spirit of TN@’s advanced years there will be TN@ Trail bingo, which will also teach you about the ways of TN@. See what kinds of TN@ things you can collect on trail. And of course there will be prizes!! Best costume, best bingo, best failure to bring a costume (hee-hee), FRB (hee-hee-hee), and possibly other things we’ll decide on the spur of the moment.
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