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Friday the 13th
DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets
By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
ICH3#25 Beets the shit Outta the North Side
Friday November 17th is World Vasectomy day. So, if you’re participating, enjoy your time at home on the couch icing your balls.
If not, Cum hang out with Beets & The Iron City Hash House Harriers for a fun Friday romp through the North Side.
Trail will be mostly flat & shiggy free.
You can walk if you like, but that will leave you with less time at the beer stops.
Bring money for contra beerstops.
It wouldn’t hurt to have a fleshlight.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
K9’s house
3405 Gass Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15212
This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again, K9, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re gonna hear about it!
FESTIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come with grievances.
Start time is high noon!
As usual we’ll have feats of strength, beer, hills, shots, more hills, more beer, airing of grievances, wrestling, a multi-story beer funnel, and more beer.
Crash space available at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Drink; do not drive.
We’re providing some food. Bring something to share or we’ll drop you in the basement. If you like fancy beer, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or am I?
I repeat, trail starts at 12:00!
When: December 14th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Aslin Brewing
Trail shoes: Pavement pounding
Shiggy: 0.69
Bug spray: Not unless you just like the smell.
Doggo friendly: Probably not.
Parking: There is a lot behind Aslin or free parking down the street if you’re up for a longer walk.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City”
Are you feeling bored and blue this Christmas? Do you wish you could escape the family drama and the endless shopping? Do you have a pair of big balls that you’re dying to show off? Then join us for the most disappointing mandatory Christmas holiday hash trail/bar crawl ever! We’ll start from Mitchell’s bar downtown, where you can enjoy a pint of flat beer and a stale mince pie. Then we’ll run around the city, following a trail of flour and chalk that leads to nowhere. Along the way, we’ll stop at some of the worst pubs in town, where you can drink more cheap booze and sing some off-key carols. It’s the perfect way to ruin your festive mood and make you wish you stayed home. So don’t miss this opportunity to have a miserable time with us.
Three Cheers for Iron City!!!
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Bring cash for Contra stops.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
Come thee Xmas morning (10 am)
to Jack’s bar in the Southside!
and don thy Xmas apparel!
Xmas sweaters, xmas onesies, whatever.
Trail will be legit and very J/fish hooky.
(If you don’t know what that means,
it’ll be explained at chalk talk)
Prepare your liver to imbibe Xmas spirits.
ICH3#27 IFT’s birthday trail
IFT has a marvelous evening complete with beer, dive bars, and typical hash shenanigans for all attendees. This will be her birthday hash so bring Gifs, a fleshlight, money for contras, a good attitude, and maybe a light jacket. (It’s January after all)
More details to cum
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit, to honor St. David, the patron saint of Wales, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it is on St. Paddy’s Day. Plus, it’s the year o’ the bleedin’ Dragon. As always, there’s the traditional daffodils fer the bimbos and leeks fer the wankers. And no, Mr. Smarty-Pants, it’s strictly BYO Sheep. So, sod off.
Since March 1 is also Gooey Decimal’s beerthday, we’re going to risk a cease-and-desist order and subtitle the trail “Meghanhash.”
Trail is very pup-friendly with the exception of one beer stop (Lolev allowed Koko in so she gives it four paws up). Bring yer brass farthings for indoor quaffs; brews in the wild are courtesy of your hares.
This is a POORTEX approved trail.
Trail questions? Call Whiff (412-979-3314)
Recipes for Bara Brith Welsh tea bread? Try Google.
Hare: Porn Again
Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.
This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.
Event details:
$20
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.
Potluck Link
https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538
Theme:
Green Dress Run
Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer
Rego link:
https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ
Same as last year, we’re doing the PGH hash in the middle of the DS marathon event.
When: 2pm, on out at 2:30pm SHARP!!
Hash cash is $5
Where: 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212