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Here ye, here ye!
Come one, come all. All Pittsburgh Kennels:
Let’s gather at the Millvale Pavillion at 7pm on Monday, August 28th to chat about what’s happening in the hash.
BYOB (I will provide one cold 30-rack of PBR).

August 28 Open Forum Meeting Agenda:
1. Introduction to New Mismanagement for all Pittsburgh kennels present
2. Hash Etiquette Reminder
3. Calls for designs for haberdashery
4. Current Happenings and Announcements
5. General Discussion (Open Forum)

In case you can’t make it, a link to notes will be posted after the event (in Facebook event and in event description on hash website)

Back of Great Race 10k steering corral

Come out and be social at one of the largest r*nning events in the Pittsburgh area. Dress in your hashiest attire.

Weasel is providing mimosa basics (OJ, Bubbly, cups) but if you brought supplemental supplies that’d be appreciated.

Friday the 13th

DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24

Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets

By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.

To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.

In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.

On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.

Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm

K9’s house
3405 Gass Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again, K9, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re gonna hear about it!

FESTIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come with grievances.

Start time is high noon!

As usual we’ll have feats of strength, beer, hills, shots, more hills, more beer, airing of grievances, wrestling, a multi-story beer funnel, and more beer.

Crash space available at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Drink; do not drive.

We’re providing some food. Bring something to share or we’ll drop you in the basement. If you like fancy beer, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or am I?

I repeat, trail starts at 12:00!

Come thee Xmas morning (10 am)
to Jack’s bar in the Southside!
and don thy Xmas apparel!
Xmas sweaters, xmas onesies, whatever.

Trail will be legit and very J/fish hooky.
(If you don’t know what that means,
it’ll be explained at chalk talk)
Prepare your liver to imbibe Xmas spirits.

Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit, to honor St. David, the patron saint of Wales, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it is on St. Paddy’s Day. Plus, it’s the year o’ the bleedin’ Dragon. As always, there’s the traditional daffodils fer the bimbos and leeks fer the wankers. And no, Mr. Smarty-Pants, it’s strictly BYO Sheep. So, sod off.
Since March 1 is also Gooey Decimal’s beerthday, we’re going to risk a cease-and-desist order and subtitle the trail “Meghanhash.”
Trail is very pup-friendly with the exception of one beer stop (Lolev allowed Koko in so she gives it four paws up). Bring yer brass farthings for indoor quaffs; brews in the wild are courtesy of your hares.
This is a POORTEX approved trail.
Trail questions? Call Whiff (412-979-3314)
Recipes for Bara Brith Welsh tea bread? Try Google.

Hare: Porn Again

Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.

This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.

Event details:
$20
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.

Potluck Link

https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538

Theme:
Green Dress Run

Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer

Rego link:
https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ

Same as last year, we’re doing the PGH hash in the middle of the DS marathon event.

When:  2pm, on out at 2:30pm SHARP!!

Hash cash is $5

Where:  3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212