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How have you not heard of the phenomenom of beer mile? If your head has been in the sand or the bottom of a bottle check this out! Chug a beer, run a lap, 4 times. Don’t puke. This is r*c*st event, there will be a timer, there will be w*nn*rs. If you’re still confused watch this video:
Being a r*c*st event there are rules. If you puke you have to run a penalty lap. Or you should just consider quitting because you can’t hold your booze. Your beer has to be 12oz and at least 5% abv. Consult http://www.beermile.com for more information. Go to www.beeradvocate.com to check if your beer is at least 5% abv. Yuengling, High Life, and PBR are not.
PITTH3 will kindly be donating the cheapest yellow piss that qualifies to the competitors. Probably Coors Extra Gold http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/306/1466/. BYOB if your palette is more refined.
If anyone is aware of some event going on at the oval that night that would preclude us from doing this please let me know so I can find an alternate venue. A quick google search turned up nothing.
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The PITT and Pgh-H3 kennels once again will be cheering on participants and hosting beer stops for runners in the Pittsburgh Half and Full Marath*ns on Sunday, May 1.
The Half Marath*n Beer Stop will see action first. Meet up at the intersection of Forbes Ave & Seneca St in Uptown between 7:00 and 8:00 AM to get in on the fun! Offer the runners encouragement and libations as they push through the final few miles of the course.
Trail will be laid between the Half Marath*n stop and the Full beer stop, which is located on Liberty Ave. across from Church Brew Works (3525 Liberty Ave, 15201). Anticipated arrival time for the pack is 11:00 AM. Alternatively, feel free to make your stand at the Full stop and show up earlier; it’s always interesting to see who will be the fastest runner that decides to stop for a beer.
Costumes and signs are encouraged! It’s also a good idea to bring water, hat/sunscreen, a mug, snacks, and your own stash of beverages.
How have you not heard of the phenomenom of beer mile? If your head has been in the sand or the bottom of a bottle check this out! Chug a beer, run a lap, 4 times. Don’t puke. This is r*c*st event, there will be a timer, there will be w*nn*rs. If you’re still confused watch this video:
Being a r*c*st event there are rules. If you puke you have to run a penalty lap. Or you should just consider quitting because you can’t hold your booze. Your beer has to be 12oz and at least 5% abv. Consult http://www.beermile.com for more information. Go to www.beeradvocate.com to check if your beer is at least 5% abv. Yuengling, High Life, and PBR are not.
PITTH3 will kindly be donating the cheapest yellow piss that qualifies to the competitors. Probably Coors Extra Gold http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/306/1466/. BYOB if your palette is more refined.
If anyone is aware of some event going on at the oval that night that would preclude us from doing this please let me know so I can find an alternate venue. A quick google search turned up nothing.
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: The Black Clap
Where: Millvale, PA
Details: Come join us in revisiting where the 1st PQH3 trail went. It’ll be fun! It’ll be different! It’ll be…quarantine style. Bring a knife!
Link to sign up: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1qJ9zbonort7xTRUmB8sMNCxcdzhRdB2v9jPiu382xFM/edit
Link to see who’s signed up: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bqv3uKacO8C0X6VXi7j6delvsF7bW0OuUMC6dBHyFb8/edit#gid=1898381062
Note: We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to the Hares or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.
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Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:
· If you feel sick, don’t come to the hash, even with a Quaranteam.
· If you’ve been in contact with someone who is COVID positive, don’t come to the hash until it’s clear you don’t have it: either through a negative test result or after 10-14 days of quarantining.
· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.
· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.
· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.
· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.
· Beer stops are BYOB.
· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.
Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: Shameless and Double Stuffed
Where: Highland Park area
Details: This trail is not to be missed! Don’t miss it! It’ll be fun! It’ll be different! It’ll be…quarantine style. Bring a knife!
Link to sign up:
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1CANXOleDJOC_CzRKIncSiT8k7uafTKWO1LW8fLp63X8/edit
Link to see who’s signed up:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fakqLjBzLQt_fOV_koVVctL3p-6j8-5lOEmSZGbTjwg/edit?usp=sharing
Note: We are generally recommending that people sign up with a buddy (or your Quaranteam pod) for safety purposes. If you want to participate but don’t have a friend, reach out to the Hares or Pittsburgh MisMan and we’ll do our best to hook you up.
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Pittsburgh H3 Quarantine Guidelines:
· If you feel sick, don’t come to the hash, even with a Quaranteam.
· If you’ve been in contact with someone who is COVID positive, don’t come to the hash until it’s clear you don’t have it: either through a negative test result or after 10-14 days of quarantining.
· Hashers can choose to do trail solo or with a Quaranteam, but a trail buddy is recommended. Quaranteams should be a max of 8 people.
· Only folks who have signed up can add an additional hasher to their slot. Do not attempt to crash someone’s time slot.
· Hashers should obey the normal social distancing rules if they encounter other Hounds on trail: maintain a six foot distance and wear a mask if passing.
· For contact tracing and safety check-in, hashers are expected to check in when starting the trail and finishing the trail, posting on the Facebook event or letting the hare(s) know.
· Beer stops are BYOB.
· Hares will be monitoring who signs up and making sure people are signing in and out to track that everyone has completed the trail safely.
Full guidelines are posted here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/pittsburgh-h3-quarantine-guidelines/
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: Tight E and Muff
Where: Emmsworth, PA
Details: Many fine features will leave you loving this trail. It’ll be fun! It’ll be different! It’ll be…quarantine style. Bring a knife! This is the last full quarantine trail.
Sign up here: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1lKlVeIWUybYJB-Urp5swE0zZ27sRkD2sjvUg-ryyGQ8/edit?usp=sharing
Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15AFb6PERmeFSiu4O3ZxlJBbdCT7TlWXFY3-I4LaHj9Y/edit?usp=sharing
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hare: Cuffed And Sphincter
Where: Rennerdale
Details: Quarantine slots available from 10:00am until 1:00pm. Pack leaves at 2:00pm.
**Would a pirate lie?
***Seriously, who writes this shit? True trail is ~6 miles, with some hefty hills early on and plenty of mud and shiggy. But it’s worth it to see the sights of Rennerdale.
Knives in May: A Pittsburgh Tradition!
It all started with the coronavirus. Things shut down. We honed our knives, packed some beer, and headed out to trail…you couldn’t be too careful in those uncertain times! The great outdoors was still ours to escape to!
Hares: Anal Eaze and Shameless Cussy
Where: Heidelberg Park
Details: This is a Saturday trail. There will be quarantine slots from 10:00am to 1:00pm. The whole pack takes off at 2:00pm.
For your final Knives in May trail, we’re heading on over to Heidelberg for ANAL’S BIRTHDAY TRAIL!!! Cum and help Anal celebrate by trailing through Heidelberg! Although there are no official apres afterward, you will be very close to three breweries and one meadery, so clear your schedule for the day, bring your brewery stamp book, and don’t forget your knives!!!
Beer is BYOB for start. Beer will be provided for stops and circle.
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–2 tables to set out all the beer
–2 canopies, so we’re shaded
–small cups to hand out
–tarp and rope to make a makeshift pee place