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Join Iron City on yet another boozy Friday night trail.
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 99
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Bulldog Pub, 1818 Morningside Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
Additional general info: This is a Dark Side trail that just happens to be on a Thursday.
RDR Prelube
Meetup at ICH3’s favorite bar
Take a break bar
Spin the magic 8 ball and see where it takes us
Bring a headlamp, maybe some monies for contra’s, and a good appetite for beer.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
Friday the 13th
DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets
By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 101
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Steel City Sports Bar & Grub, 1216 Woods Run Ave Pittsburgh PA 15212 Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
ICH3#25 Beets the shit Outta the North Side
Friday November 17th is World Vasectomy day . So, if you’re participating, enjoy your time at home on the couch icing your balls.
If not, Cum hang out with Beets & The Iron City Hash House Harriers for a fun Friday romp through the North Side.
Trail will be mostly flat & shiggy free.
You can walk if you like, but that will leave you with less time at the beer stops.
Bring money for contra beerstops.
It wouldn’t hurt to have a fleshlight.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
Who: TBC
What: DarkSide #102, Krampus: Return to Hell
Where: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15225
Why: To hash harder and longer, in the dark and enjoy the shit out of it!
Come on out to hell, errrr, Neville Island and see Krampus! Lots of flat pavement, lots of island, and of course…. all of the finest industrial air pollution that has brought Krampus back to Neville Island again! That asshole found some new terrain and he’s just chomping, biting, whipping, and putting the slowest hasher into his basket!
ICH3#26 Asscavator and/or Super Secret alternate Hare “X-mas in the City”
Are you feeling bored and blue this Christmas? Do you wish you could escape the family drama and the endless shopping? Do you have a pair of big balls that you’re dying to show off? Then join us for the most disappointing mandatory Christmas holiday hash trail/bar crawl ever! We’ll start from Mitchell’s bar downtown, where you can enjoy a pint of flat beer and a stale mince pie. Then we’ll run around the city, following a trail of flour and chalk that leads to nowhere. Along the way, we’ll stop at some of the worst pubs in town, where you can drink more cheap booze and sing some off-key carols. It’s the perfect way to ruin your festive mood and make you wish you stayed home. So don’t miss this opportunity to have a miserable time with us.
Three Cheers for Iron City!!!
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Bring cash for Contra stops.
As always, Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
ICH3#27 IFT’s birthday trail
IFT has a marvelous evening complete with beer, dive bars, and typical hash shenanigans for all attendees. This will be her birthday hash so bring Gifs, a fleshlight, money for contras, a good attitude, and maybe a light jacket. (It’s January after all)
More details to cum
Bring Virgins
We never charge hash cash
Attendance is mandatory
Meetup @ 06:30PM
On out @ 7PM
What: DarkSide Marathon
Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
Why: To push ourselves harder and longer, but only partially in the dark this time!
The basics: We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours, with activities to keep us active!
Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food, cornhole, etc
Schedule:
Meet at 11am
Review routes, get situated, get ready
11:30ish: Out and back, the long leg
After that, 1 mile every 30 minutes
PGH Hash, meet at 2pm, on out at 2:30pm sharp!! Hash cash is $5
Hash cash: $20 This covers beer, food, games, beer making, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.
Also, for each mile that you don’t do, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/