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In the midst of the DS marathon—a Pgh trail! It’s gonna get fuckin’ weird.
Hares: DS Mismanagement
So, there we were….drinking beer….discussing DarkSide Marathon. We had a fun idea…nay, a brilliant idea….NO, a brilliantly stupid and fun idea! Why don’t we do the PGH hash in the middle of the DS Marathon!?!?!? Add some spice and variety to things. Add pure cacophony into the mix.
The details: DS Marathon is a charity event. For this part of it, you’ll pay $5
More details to come later.
DS Marathon event details here: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/ds94-darkside-marathon/
Hares: Snatch Rabbit and Jousting with Jesus
What: DS #95
Where: Jekyl & Hyde, 140 S 18th St, Pittsburgh, PA 15203
When: May 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
On Out: 7PM.
What: Dark Side number 96.
Hares: Shriveled in London and Hickey No Dickey
Hash Cash: $5
Where: Jay’s Lounge. 2176 Webster Ave, Pittsburgh, 15219
When: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!! And to help the hares get back in running shape after 2.5 weeks in Asia.
On Out: 7PM.
What: Dark Side number 97 combined with PITT (off week) 289
Hares: Kink Liaison + I’ll Finish Tomorrow
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash only)
Where: Oakland TBD
When: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
On Out: 7PM.
What: Dark Side number 98
Hares: Abandon Shit + 1 or more
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash only)
Where: J. Gough’s Tavern, 4213 Murray Ave Pittsburgh, PA 15217
When: 6:30. Hares on out at 7.
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
Shiggy: .069
.Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 99
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Bulldog Pub, 1818 Morningside Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15206
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
Additional general info: This is a Dark Side trail that just happens to be on a Thursday.
Friday the 13th
DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24
Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets
By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.
To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.
In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.
On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.
Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.
Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm
Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 101
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Steel City Sports Bar & Grub, 1216 Woods Run Ave Pittsburgh PA 15212 Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!
Who: TBC
What: DarkSide #102, Krampus: Return to Hell
Where: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15225
Why: To hash harder and longer, in the dark and enjoy the shit out of it!
Come on out to hell, errrr, Neville Island and see Krampus! Lots of flat pavement, lots of island, and of course…. all of the finest industrial air pollution that has brought Krampus back to Neville Island again! That asshole found some new terrain and he’s just chomping, biting, whipping, and putting the slowest hasher into his basket!
What: DarkSide Marathon
Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
Why: To push ourselves harder and longer, but only partially in the dark this time!
The basics: We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours, with activities to keep us active!
Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food, cornhole, etc
Schedule:
Meet at 11am
Review routes, get situated, get ready
11:30ish: Out and back, the long leg
After that, 1 mile every 30 minutes
PGH Hash, meet at 2pm, on out at 2:30pm sharp!! Hash cash is $5
Hash cash: $20 This covers beer, food, games, beer making, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.
Also, for each mile that you don’t do, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/