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Aug
1
Mon
DS #85/PGH #2029 – PITT AGM Postlube @ Sly Fox at the Point
Aug 1 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: Shriveled In London, The Black Clap, and Jousting with Jesus
What: DS #85/PGH #2029
When: August 1, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Sly Fox at the Point, 300 Liberty Ave #100, Pittsburgh, PA 15222, USA

Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it….or to recover from PITT weekend with a mild trail….your choice!

There will be both a DarkSide Trail and a PGH trail that will intersect each other for beerstops. Recovery…or continued masochism, it’s really your choice!

Aug
26
Fri
DS #86 – Hare Needed @ Triangle Bar and Grill
Aug 26 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: Jinkies and Beets
What: DS #86
When: August 26, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Triangle Bar and Grill, 2122 Monongahela Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15218
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Sep
26
Mon
DS #87 – Bitchin Wheelbarrow @ Brookline and Sinker
Sep 26 @ 6:30 pm
What: DS #87
When: September 26th, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Where: Brookline and Sinker, 806 Brookline Blvd., Pittsburgh, PA 15226
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Darkside for the rest of us:
It all started when your glory-seeking hares thought about starting their own kennel like all the cool kids. Quickly realizing that it takes work and requires convincing AZ to hare-raise another group, they settled on haring a short, flat, and shiggy-free trail. Otherwise known as a Dark Side.
Join your hares for a trail for the common man/woman/person.
The short version:
Where: Brookline and Sinker, 806 Brookline Blvd., Pittsburgh, PA 15226
When: MONDAY September 26th. Meet at 6:30pm, On-Out at 7pm
Hares: Wheelbarrow Willie and BitchinHeat
Hash Cash: $5
Why: If you have to ask you don’t know
Now some Q&A/the long story:
Never done a Dark Side trail? What are you waiting for – a fucking invitation? If so, you are cordially invited to join us on a nice little romp through the streets, dirt, and trees of Brookline. Oh, and fuck you.
Will trail be long? Not everything is about length folks but we encourage exaggerating numbers.
Will trail have hills? Pittsburgh, especially Brookline, is flat as proven by the 1901 land survey Sherpes found at goodwill.
Can I walk all of trail? This is highly NOT recommended. If you plan to walk trail, please contact the hares to potentially short-cut you.
Can I take a dog? Friendly dogs that won’t try to kill us are ok. We have trail for that. However, make sure your dog is able to actually handle the distance (~ 7 miles and much more if you are one of those overzealous FRB hounds) and won’t go biting people or other people’s dogs. You biting dogs know who you are; this rule does not pertain to BiH who may or may not have bitten both people and dogs in the past…
Will there be enough beer? For the hares and FRBs – yes
Will trail be fun and well thought out? Your hares promise they will have fun like they dreamed about in the summer of ‘59. Your fun is your own problem.
Will I get a prize for murdering lantern flies? Sure, ask the RA.
What was a major fashion trend of the 10th century? Men in high hills
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 364
What is the secret to life? 42
Will we start at a bar? Yes the hares will start at Brookline and Sinker. A true dark DarkSider would start at their house and run to the on out bar but hey shortcut if you want.
Have other questions? Want to know the probability that you will survive this trail? Contact BiH (908) 380-2629 or Wheelbarrow (412) 953-5062.
Oct
25
Tue
DS #88 – Shriveled in ABS @ Pins Mechanical Co.
Oct 25 @ 6:30 pm
A friendly reminder that parking in Southside is often zone restricted. Free street parking can be found a 6 min walk away on 26th St south of Jane St.
Hares: ABS/Shriveled In London.
What: DS #88
When: October 25, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!
Forecast as of this update on Friday is calling for nice weather on Tuesday. And a heat lamp may be provided at circle.
Dec
9
Fri
2nd Annual DarkSide Taco Mile @ Richie McCabe Field
Dec 9 @ 6:30 pm

Back by unpopular demand Dark Side will be bringing back the Taco Mile.

For those wondering (or dreading) what a Taco Mile is…It is the same as a Beer Mile, except with tacos, but…

At Dark Side we are masochists so we make you eat one more taco after your final lap.

This year tacos will be provided by Dark Side so we can equalize the field.

Last year it was a lot of fun. And if you aren’t quite up to the taco mile challenge please come out and cheer on your fellow hashers.

Dec
23
Fri
DS #90 – Krampus/PRAT Festivus @ Burgh'ers Brewing
Dec 23 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: TBC
What: DS #90 / PRAT Festivus
Where: Burgh’ers Brewing, 3601 Butler St, Pittsburgh, PA 15201
When: December 23, 2022 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! You’ve been bad, Krampus knows! Plus, we got a lot of problems with you people!

Jan
19
Thu
DS #91 – Krampus: Sans Krampus @ Burgh'ers Brewing
Jan 19 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: TBC
What: DS #91
Where: Burgh’ers Brewing, 3601 Butler St, Pittsburgh, PA 15201
When: December 19, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it! You’ve been bad, Krampus told me…he made the 1st one, but Krampus is too busy torturing kids in hell to come out for this one.

Feb
18
Sat
Darkside #92, ABS @ 412 Brewery
Feb 18 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: ABS
What: DS #92
Where: 412 Brewing
When: February 18, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

Mar
21
Tue
Darkside #93, T-Bag and Jinkies @ TBD
Mar 21 @ 6:30 pm

Hares: T-Bag and Jinkies
What: DS #93
Where: TBD
When: March 21, 2023 at 6:30pm, on out at 7:00pm
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!

T-Bag won a prize at a charity event.  That prize included tequila AND the requirement to hare a DarkSide trail!  Here it is, so come out and enjoy a prize DarkSide!

Apr
15
Sat
DS#94 – DarkSide Marathon @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 15 @ 11:00 am – 11:45 pm

What: DarkSide Marathon
Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
Why: To push ourselves harder and longer, but only partially in the dark this time!

After a resounding success last year, DS Marathon is back (RIP DS Overnight). We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours, with activities to keep us active!

Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food, cornhole, and also…a whole fucking PGH trail!!

Schedule:
Meet at 11am
Review routes, get situated, get ready
11:30ish: Out and back, the long leg
After that, 1 mile every 30 minutes

PGH hash in the middle

Hash cash: $20 This covers beer, food, games, beer making, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.

Also, for each mile that you don’t do, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

PGH hash event with details: https://www.pgh-h3.com/wp/event/hash-2066-pgh-ds-crossover/

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