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Oct
13
Fri
DSPH3#100 ICH3 #24 Friday the 13th, Plea Barkin & Beets @ Giant eagle market district bar in waterworks
Oct 13 @ 6:30 pm – Oct 14 @ 11:30 am

Friday the 13th

DS# 100 / ICH3 # 24

Hares – Plea Barkin/Beets

By all accounts of history, Friday the 13th has always been associated with good luck, good fortune and bon temps. Just ask the Knights of Templar, who were fortunate enough to deliver their own tidings of joy to their benefactors. Some enthusiasts of the day even wear hockey masks to ensure their fortunes. To continue this tradition, two kennels combine to offer the hash what has been referred to as the shittiest trail ever to be conceived.

To comply with DS rules, the trail will start in the city of Pittsburgh. DS mileage rating and live haring requirements will also be met by taking the eagle. If you’re not up to that, try taking the turkey, it might be shorter. Qualified trail analysts opine there may be shiggy, and in typical fashion of the hares, absence of law enforcement cannot be guaranteed.

In order to comply with ICH3 requirements, at least one beer stop will be contra and occur within a licensed establishment, however, we may have up to two contra stops. We’ll let you know if cash only in advance of trail.

On/out from Giant Eagle Market District bar in Waterworks Mall on Freeport Road.

Expect to be disappointed.
Cum as you are. We promise nothing, and bring even less to the table.
Bring Virgins.
We never charge hash cash.
Attendance is mandatory.

Meetup 6:30pm
On out 7:00pm

Nov
14
Tue
Dark Side 101 – Pearl Necklace and Bitchin Heat @ Steel City Sports Bar & Grub
Nov 14 @ 6:30 pm

Start: 6:30
On Out: 7:00
What: DS 101
Hash Cash: $5 (Cash Only)
Where: Steel City Sports Bar & Grub, 1216 Woods Run Ave Pittsburgh PA 15212 Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Why: To run a longer, harder trail and enjoy the shit out of it!!!

Dec
2
Sat
Hash #2099 FESTIVUS!!! W/ Porn Again, K9, The Black Clap @ K9’s house
Dec 2 @ 12:00 pm

K9’s house
3405 Gass Ave.
Pittsburgh, PA 15212

This salty trail is brought to you by Porn Again, K9, and The Black Clap – We got a lot of problems with you people. And now you’re gonna hear about it!

FESTIVUS!!!! The time is now. Come angry. Come with grievances.

Start time is high noon!

As usual we’ll have feats of strength, beer, hills, shots, more hills, more beer, airing of grievances, wrestling, a multi-story beer funnel, and more beer.

Crash space available at my house and nearby homes. Hit us up. Drink; do not drive.

We’re providing some food. Bring something to share or we’ll drop you in the basement. If you like fancy beer, feel free to bring your own. I’ll be providing Blue Moon. Only Blue Moon. J/K… or am I?

I repeat, trail starts at 12:00!

Dec
12
Tue
DS #102 – Krampus: Return to Hell @ Carmody's Grill
Dec 12 @ 6:30 pm

Who: TBC
What: DarkSide #102, Krampus: Return to Hell
Where: Carmody’s Grill, 4905 Grand Ave, Pittsburgh, PA 15225
Why: To hash harder and longer, in the dark and enjoy the shit out of it!

Come on out to hell, errrr, Neville Island and see Krampus! Lots of flat pavement, lots of island, and of course…. all of the finest industrial air pollution that has brought Krampus back to Neville Island again! That asshole found some new terrain and he’s just chomping, biting, whipping, and putting the slowest hasher into his basket!

Dec
14
Thu
PITT #303, Scrum & Assatope (Gift Exchange Hash)
Dec 14 @ 6:30 pm
Who: Scrum, Assotope, Leaver Behind
When: December 14th @6:30 pm, 7pm hares away
Where: Aslin Brewing
Trail shoes: Pavement pounding
Shiggy: 0.69
Bug spray: Not unless you just like the smell.
Doggo friendly: Probably not.
Parking: There is a lot behind Aslin or free parking down the street if you’re up for a longer walk.
Hash cash: $5.00 except for virgins
Cum one, cum all to the annual White Elephant trail. Trail will be a short, flat pavement pounder. Ugly Christmas sweaters are encouraged.
We’ll have a White Elephant gift exchange in circle. If you want to participate, bring a wrapped gift that’s under $10 to exchange. No biological gifts. (Defender, that includes any part of a deer.)
Dec
25
Mon
Christmas Day trail w/ KF Weasel @ Jack’s Bar Southside
Dec 25 @ 10:00 am

Come thee Xmas morning (10 am)
to Jack’s bar in the Southside!
and don thy Xmas apparel!
Xmas sweaters, xmas onesies, whatever.

Trail will be legit and very J/fish hooky.
(If you don’t know what that means,
it’ll be explained at chalk talk)
Prepare your liver to imbibe Xmas spirits.

Mar
1
Fri
Hash #2112 St. David’s Day Hash #23 w/ Whiff & Gooey Decimal @ Lolev Brewing
Mar 1 @ 6:30 pm

Bloody ‘ell! It’s that time o’ year again. innit, to honor St. David, the patron saint of Wales, because it’s easier t’ squeeze a pack o’ halfminds into a bar on March 1 than it is on St. Paddy’s Day. Plus, it’s the year o’ the bleedin’ Dragon. As always, there’s the traditional daffodils fer the bimbos and leeks fer the wankers. And no, Mr. Smarty-Pants, it’s strictly BYO Sheep. So, sod off.
Since March 1 is also Gooey Decimal’s beerthday, we’re going to risk a cease-and-desist order and subtitle the trail “Meghanhash.”
Trail is very pup-friendly with the exception of one beer stop (Lolev allowed Koko in so she gives it four paws up). Bring yer brass farthings for indoor quaffs; brews in the wild are courtesy of your hares.
This is a POORTEX approved trail.
Trail questions? Call Whiff (412-979-3314)
Recipes for Bara Brith Welsh tea bread? Try Google.

Apr
6
Sat
Hash #2117, GREEN DRESS!! @ The YMR Club
Apr 6 @ 2:00 pm

Hare: Porn Again

Yeah its like 3 weeks after St Patrick’s day but we have a ton of half minds venturing across the world to New Zealand and we didn’t want them to miss out on the fun plus it might be a little bit warmer for those sultry dresses. So on April 6th grab everything you own that’s green and join Tight Embouchure and Porn Again Christian as we take a romp through the North Shore and confuse the local population. We can just claim we forgot when St Patrick’s day is because we were dunk.

This years charity will be Movember. Men’s mental health is unspoken epidemic in this country and we as a community need to be better at addressing it and talking about it openly. If you have lost anyone (male or not) and would like to honor them we will have a small place of honor for them (you will get your stuff back). There will be public talk of suicide.

Event details:
$20
4/6/24 at the YMR @2pm
631 Suismon St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
Potluck dinner. Sign up below. No sugar cookies
There will be a cash 50/50.
Beer will be provided on trail but otherwise it’s on you to buy from the bar.
If anyone has any leads on cheap kegs let PA know.

Potluck Link

https://www.perfectpotluck.com/meals.php?t=XOGC3538

Theme:
Green Dress Run

Stuff to Bring:
Cash for 50/50 and money for beer

Rego link:
https://hashrego.com/events/pgh-h3-green-dress-run-2024?fbclid=IwAR0xLc4Mrtg9F7KJJr9FLpte0hzA3NoGtSXu1YkqnGOadNtUeZ1OnTaKNtQ

Apr
13
Sat
DS#106 – DarkSide Marathon @ TBC and Cockles House
Apr 13 @ 11:00 am

What: DarkSide Marathon
Where: TBC and Cockles house, 3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212
When: Meet at 11am or so to go over everything and get situated. First mile at 11:30ish.
Why: To push ourselves harder and longer, but only partially in the dark this time!

The basics:  We’re doing a ~2 mile an hour event, with a DarkSide twist…because…well…DarkSide doesn’t do it the easy way. The end goal is going to be a marathon of distance over the span of 12 hours, with activities to keep us active!

Some activities that we’re planning on doing: cooking food, cornhole, etc

Schedule:
Meet at 11am
Review routes, get situated, get ready
11:30ish: Out and back, the long leg
After that, 1 mile every 30 minutes

PGH Hash, meet at 2pm, on out at 2:30pm sharp!! Hash cash is $5

Hash cash: $20 This covers beer, food, games, beer making, etc. Anything left over goes to a charity.

Also, for each mile that you don’t do, you pay $1 extra that we will pay out to the charity, which is World Central Kitchen: https://wck.org/

Hash #2118 PGH/DS Crossover @ Clap and Cockle's House
Apr 13 @ 2:00 pm

Same as last year, we’re doing the PGH hash in the middle of the DS marathon event.

When:  2pm, on out at 2:30pm SHARP!!

Hash cash is $5

Where:  3952 McClure Avenue, Pittsburgh, PA 15212

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